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If she's so Irish, why does she have Thatcher Finger?

Qué asco.

She has seriously pissed off the Irish-Americans in NYC by taking credit for that Northern Ireland peace process. It's hilarious that she did it, kinda like when Al Gore claimed he invented the internets.

Ted Kennedy and Orrin Hatch, who really helped shepherd the process are hopping mad. See how red their faces are?

Bitch is the new Irish.

Ireland is the new firewall.

That scarf looks Irish in tone, but Palestinian in design. Someone send this picture to Little Green Footballs so they can have a fit.

No, no... that's not clover, I think it's actually hemlock.

I'm not sure about the Irish, but she couldn't save my marriage. I'm not sure she said she did. Actually, I'm pretty sure she did. And she did it before, and better than anyone else.

Her stylist must have been an elementary school vice principal, circa 1994.

Wow, I thought the scarf was a statement, but the green teeth really put it over the top.

Time for a gotcha question for her: NAME A BOSTON CELTIC APART FROM GARNETT, RAY ALLEN, OR PAUL PIERCE! No! Jerry Sichting is INCORRECT! You so stupid!

What's nice about Irish pride is that it's a polite way of saying "I'm from an oppressed people, but I'm still totally white."

@Pupster: George Mitchell also had a little something to do with it (and is beloved on both sides of the border for his work), but now he's moved on to more important things like baseball.

Barry's after me Lucky Charms, with yellow moons, green clovers and red necks from central Pennsylvania.

Her face looks like my asshole.

That's with makeup?

Even without Obama's invigorance and hope, I'd have to vote for him because I can't look at that for 4 years.

Still alive is not her color...

@Pupster: Kennedy and Hatch have been calling her out for her bullshit on SCHIP, which she claims to have created, and not Northern Ireland.

Though it's true she didn't do jack shit there either. Maybe we could get Denis Leary to pull a Sinbad on her or something.

This news has angered the English, leading them to rape and pillage just like the good 'ol days.

Weird. She has cigarette wrinkles around her lips, but she doesn't smoke, correct? Hmm, what could Bill Clinton's wife do that would require pursing her mouth often enough to cause wrinkles?

Oh....I think I'm going to need some brain bleach.

@Gopherit:She's been sucking the exhaust pipe of their limo. Fucking Secret Service keeps pulling her off, saying it's "not her time."

She keeps saying, "Fuck you. Yes, I can."

@Gopherit:

that bitch has a big mouth, doubt if Bill's pecker is stretching that out. now pass the bleach !

@BonMot:
Pog mo thoin

@Pupster: Doesn't take much to piss off "Irish" Americans.

@BonMot: You suck.

She don't stand a chance against O'bama.

hah hah! Here in Kiwi Land we have a boss lady too! with short hair like your hillary. our boss lady very popular and gentle. so comparison stops with short hair!

@Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.: on telly tonight they said your boss lady pulling ahead of obama in the polls. then they showed that angry preacher over and over again.

@Gopherit: very clever photo my friend! Good day from Wellington! Come visit us!

Awful picture, this election race has not been kind to Miss Hillary.
But that Arab/Muslim guy seems to be diggin' it...

That is one awesome picture of Barry. Next time a Hilltard tells you that she's got the experience and he doesn't, show 'em that picture. Anyone who can stare down the press like that is ready to be commander-in-chief.

He's saying "You. Give me a pen, now."

Heath Ledger was in that show ROAR about 5th Century Ireland, so I guess he's like the new Vince Foster?

Why should we care about a country that has never been allied with the U.S. in any conflict, not even a member of NATO, collaborated with the Kaiser in WW-I, Nazis in WW-II, the Communists in the Cold War and recently Narco Terrorists in Colombia. The only thing that wanker Ted Kennedy did was take credit for George Mitchell's hard work. How would we feel if our supposed closest ally told us to give New Mexico, Arizona and California back to the Mexicans? BTW, St. Patrick was from Cumbria.

@AnnieGetYourFun:

why so crabby ...

@Pupster: kinda like when Al Gore claimed he invented the internets.

I'm missing your sarcasm, I hope?

Hillary saying that she was instrumental in the Northern Ireland peace negotiations = flat out lie told by Hillbot.

Gore saying he invented the internet = nothing close to what Al Gore ever actually said.

Humor by analogy isn't computing for me.

@susan_g:

aspirer mon pénis

Ridden hard and put away wet, but presumably not by Bill...

Hillary Clinton: Mean & Green!

Hillary's a lovely, beautiful, warm & gentle, supportive-wife...did they ever auction-off Monica's dress?

Hillary...Hillary...wake up...it's me Bill...your husband...you must have hit the snooze again...now you know we have to practice this...go on and get your glasses and make-up on...you know we gotta win this...c'mon...I'll get the phone...Hillary! Hillary!......zzzz.....for Chrissakeszzzzz(!)zzzzzzzzzzzzz(...ahh-damn...let her sleep...we'll get him with that Rezko-business anyway).

Damn, I thought St. Pat banished all the snakes from Ireland.

@brokeback_romney: you forgot Made in China.

@slowhansolo: Have you ever wondered why Hillary has so much LGBT support, despite Bill signing, like, twenty discriminatory laws against homosexuals? Well...

@weazel: I sure am tired of that Hillary finger jabbing the air every time she emphasizes a word. Surely she could put that finger to better use. Perhaps Bill could advise her.

@Aurelio: She has. He has.

@JennySaypa:
But not snored-snot and exasperated-spittle.

haha good call, except she seems to be the one who would bring the snakes to ireland

Please daddy, don't make me touch her finger...I don't know where it's been..I swear I will never cuss again...oh you wanted me to pull YOUR finger...well then....here goes.....ouch is that smell coming from the TV?

Well she's petty, two-faced, hasn't aged well, and has a persecution complex. Yep, she's Ireland alright.

Actually, she looks good in that scarf. That probably saved her life when her plane landed in the middle of that ambush, and she single-handedly shot all the insurgents.

But hey, wasn't Obama wearing anything green? Not appropriate for an honorary member of the Daley Machine.