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[Secret proceedings inside dank, humid HILLARY CLINTON campaign lair]: Mark Penn hold focus group. Focus group show Gay Community support for Clinton eroding. Philadelphia votes important in upcoming Pennsylvania election. Elton John: gay, has song called “Philadelphia Freedom.” MARK PENN MAKE ELTON JOHN PERFORM HILLARY CONCERT APRIL 9. Mark Penn eat baby dinosaur for snack break. [HillaryClinton.com]

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