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Now that America is about finished with New York and its terrible sordid sex scandals, a nation turns its lonely eyes to New Jersey for more smut. And New Jersey delivers! Remember that other governor who had to resign because he slept with some non-wife sort of person? It turns out former New Jersey Governor James McGreevey maybe used to have sex with his wife and some other dude, at the same time. Worse yet, these unspeakable acts allegedly followed weekly dinners at T.G.I. Friday's.
In an interview with The Star-Ledger, former McGreevey aide Theodore Peterson said he had "weekly romps" with the governor and his wife between 1999 and 2001. He says they called them "Friday Night Specials."
If this is true, then it means these three tragic individuals may be the only people on the planet ever to be aroused by the Friday's Three-For-All, a platter of loaded potato skins, fried mozzarella, and spicy buffalo wings.
In spite of overwhelming evidence and the fact that McGreevey himself flatly stated in his resignation speech that he was gay, Pederson says he wasn't so sure about which way the ex-governor swung.
"I had heard the rumors in circles outside of work," he said. "In hindsight, there might have been light interest (in me), but it didn't seem like he was gay. It did enhance their sexual relationship having me be a part of it."
Now the McGreeveys are getting divorced, and soon-to-be-ex-wife Dina Matos McGreevey says she never had any idea her husband might have been gay, and she wrote a book about it, and last week she was like "I feel for Silda Wall Spitzer, another deceived gubernatorial wife!" and now she will never go to T.G.I. Friday's again.
McGreevey aide says he had sexual trysts with ex-governor, wife [The Star-Ledger]
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i think the general rule is that your husband is not gay if he only has sex with men when you're there to watch.
Friday's is adding a new item to their menu - the First Lady Sandwich.
Dina probably didn't notice Jim's ability suck the Blue Cheese dressing off the spicy chicken wings while making googoo eyes at Teddy.
Sex after Friday's food? Ewwww.
There is nothing erotic about chain food.
So, it's definitely not gay to watch your wife getting horned by someone else?
I'm more of a post-Ruby Tuesday's kind of lover.
My opinion of Dina Matos McGreevey has just gone up a couple of notches.
@capitol-hillbilly: Delicious. Except this one had two buns on the bottom.
@econdave: Well, for the threesome part anyway. The TGIF thing brings it down a notch.
Chilli's new slogan:
I wana hit my baby from the back, baby from the back, baby from the back ribs.
McGreevey just called himself "a gay american" to hide his randy "bi" ways -- "oh, he's not a horndog, he's just gay" -- he would have called himself a "black american" if his parents weren't around to deny it.
I wonder how McGreevey is going to celebrate his pending ordination as an Episcopal priest?
For extra oomph, wear the red suspenders to bed and snap them at critical moments.
Oh God. I have to say it: Threegy I Fridays...
You know what's weird? I've always found Mcgreevy to be kinda hot (I know, I know) and Dina certainly looks good for a roll--but the thought of doing them both together just makes me want to cut it off. Like putting ketchup on ice cream or something like that.
Is there a word that adequately describes the smell of deep fried onion farts and lube?
The only thing in Pederson's hindsight was McGreevy's slapping balls. Hey-O!
@capitol-hillbilly:
"First lady Sandwiche"-I just spit coffee all over my keyboard. Thanks.
Why Hasn't Obama denounced Chain Resturant threeways?
How many superdelagates did THIS cost Hillary?
When will Fridays add the SUPER TUBER to the menu?
How much will Fridays pay Kristen to pose nude?
"Dina Matos McGreevey says she never had any idea her husband might have been gay..."
Yeah, the wife is always the last to know. If she's resolutely stupid, deaf, dumb, blind and doesn't notice the ardour with which her husband polishes the poles during threeways.
Reminds me of an old joke: "How can you tell if your roommate's gay? His dick tastes like shit."
Dina never noticed this? Or she never went downtown?
Ew.
And the sex angle is pretty disgusting as well.
@econdave:Yeah, Dina's gone up a few natchos in my book too. Too bad she didn't spend more time going down...
Why no pictures of Teddy? He's the 100-whore-diamoned star of the story.
Dina just went up two whore diamonds, for a total of three. Shine on, you crazy slut, you!
I think what you meant to say, Sarah was:
"the Friday's Three-For-All, a platter of loaded potato skins, fried mozzarella, and hot, spicy three-way sex."
Surprised they met at TGI Friday's, at Burger King, you can have it your way.
This seems like the perfect opportunity to bring back an old classic.
"Hindsight? Is that one of your gay words?" Will and Grace will get us through the unpleasantness of any sex scandal.
Theodore's a hottie. I bet seeing him nekkid turned Jimmy gay.
Hey, who says that you can't find anything good to eat at T.G.I. Fridays?
So one time I went to Applebee's with one of my ex-wives and there was a priest and a rabbi at the bar, and they followed me home and fucked me in front of the lady.
@Civil Negligence: "You'll be long at Applebee's"
If I'm counting my imputs properly, the erstwhile first family of New Jersey could have satisfied their group-sex desires by having FIVE MEN in bed with them at the same time.
Did I fill all the holes?
Hey, how come there's no "ass-fucking" tag?
input (sp)
You do NOT want to know what happened after a visit to Cracker Barrel.
So if Repub males go for the boys, and Dems the hooker ladies, I guess this is McGreevey's way of being a moderate.
Friday Night Special?! No thanks, dude, you can hold the assplay. I'm only here for for the hot wings.
Rather than whore diamonds, did they just get some sort of special Friday's-related flare? And why couldn't they afford a decent meal before their threesome?
@superfectablog:"And why couldn't they afford a decent meal before their threesome?"
Fiscal moderation. But immoderate fisting.
I always get the runny diarrhea after going to TGIF. But maybe McGreevey's into that.
I hope I'm not the only one who thought "so they got some threesomes going. More power to 'em, if that's your bag."
@Strangefellow:No, you ARE the only one. Because you're a "strange fellow." See how that works...?
@jagorev: You mean you haven't heard about the "Two Democrats,One Cup" video?
@Serolf Divad: wouldn't that be a friday's home run?
They had this wickedly good Fuddrucker's up the road from the Mayflower in Washington. Perhaps Emperor's Club girls only eat macrobiotic stuff, though.
Back in the day, Dina and Jim used to do this great trick that involved shooting Milk Duds from a certain place at Al's Diamond Cabaret in Reading, Pa.
Very entertaining, if you're into that sort of thing. Plus, it's BYOB.
McGreevey, "I'll get the check, you get the chick."
@Strangefellow: Agreed. Whatever you think of MFM threesomes, all were consenting adults, and at least by Boy Toy's version of events here, it sounds like it was a good time Charlie.
By contrast, Eliot Spitzer tossing $100,000 at whores while trying to inject them with his hypocritical semen sounds decidedly less playful.
As gassy as Friday's makes me, I hope they had rubber sheets and Bean-o for their little romps. That's just nasty.
@Harvey Birdman: Yes, "Santorum."
So did Dina ever get the double team, or did she just ride the bench?
An ELEGANT meal at T.G.I. Friday's followed by HOT three-way action?
That is definitely my idea of a classy time.
But Olive Garden would have been a little more romatic.
As a NJ resident, I can now hold my head just a little bit higher and say that my ex-governor is NOT just some truck stop reckless dick sucker. He's into some widl sex and has a fag hag by his side. Whew. I thought I'd have to live down the gay Governor thing till I left this shitty state.
The story highlights the fundamental difference between NY and NJ. NY governor spends thousands of dollars transporting an Emperor diamond whore to DC for sexy time. NJ governor opts for screwing the hired help and his wife after spending $50.00 at the local TGI Fridays.
At Olive Garden, you're family!
@The Belly Rub Bandit:"But Olive Garden would have been a little more romatic.
And far more appropriate. Isn't New Jersey "The Olive Garden State?"
@weazel: Cue Deliverance theme song.
Ed Rendell was on Wait Wait over the weekend and opined that Spitzer was "the last guy you'd think would do this sort of thing. Out of 50 governors in this country he'd be number 50." Sagal asked him where he would put himself on the list Rendell said "Oh, middle of the pack somewhere". Gotta love the honesty there.
15 pieces of flair...
@Canuckledragger: I used to love stuffing myself on the fried clams at the Howard Johnson's on the NJ Turnpike. I think they all closed down. It had always been my dream to own my own Howard Johnson's franchise.
@csperanza: If by "flair" you mean wearing a dildo around the neck like Flavor Flav wearing his clocks ... then yes, they hit the quota.
If they'd met at Wendy's they coulda gotten the Triple Decker. Or at IHOP, the Triple Stack.
i know there's a tape out there ... get on your job Wonkette.
New Jersey and you and you and you....purhfect togetheh
Democrat sex scandals: Even the gay ones are straight in some way.
Republicans sex scandals: capital G GAY in a double diving suit with a side of meth over a public toilet trying-to-enshrine-their-deep-seated-sexual-self-loathing-into-the-Constitution Guh-Hayyyy-there-girlfriend! 3am cop blowing kiddie diddling Bible quoting confession retractors.
Did I get it right?
Well, not only does Dina possibly going down in flames amuse me (because reading this far into it, I tend to believe she's a gold digging phony), you can't blame the ol' Governor for trying. What's he supposed to do? His wife was a hot dish, and they were probably pretty close emotionally, but given his preferences, he couldn't figure out what to do about the soggy piece of overcooked linguine in between his legs. In comes the driver with pants around his ankles, and well, you know the rest. Harder than Chinese Algebra.
"Gubernatorial A-frame" needs to enter the lexicon post-haste.
@ creditking: TGIF + three-way is funny; TGIF + three-way + Tom Kean is fucking hilarious.
@Doombilly: My wife thought "blooming onion." We can fight it out at Urban Dictionary.
I'm officially changing my name to Governor Thinlayer.
Maybe it'll be easier to get laid now. Especially because I work across the street from TGIF, Burger King, McDonald's, Wendy's, Taco Bell, and Tads Fried Steaks.
Just be sure not to order the glazed donuts from Dunkin'. That shiny sticky white goo,...well, you know what it is.
So what if she was a gold digging wretch, that just makes her hotter.
Thank Gay It's Friday.
The nice thing is, when the bill came they split the chick.
New Jersey always does it better than New York.
This merely confirms my suspicion that Dina was in fact born Dino. How could anyone in their right mind be attracted to McSkeevy?
Bejabbers. It's good that we stay close to the issues of the day. Such as why two of the three were named Bear and Stearns.
I am suddenly very interested in the interview process to become an aide at the New Jersey capitol. Methinks such a pageant requires at least as much Vaseline as a regular pageant would, but no one's putting it on their teeth.
Well, not directly.
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