FUNNY PICTURES  1:35 pm March 14, 2008

Kristen-Ashley, Tattooed N.J. Hip-Hop Hooker, Is Milking It For All She’s Worth

by Ken Layne

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As expected by everyone, Ashley Alexander Kristen Dupre has already done a mostly-naked photo shoot, for the NEW YORK POST, which seriously has like a dozen EXCLUSIVE pics of the superstar hooker. (UPDATE: No, the Post just bought one-day rights to some pictures she posed for last year.) And, well, we are sort of losing our sympathy for this not-so-delicate flower of the night.

Now, the NY Post is not known for its glamor photography, but still, Kristen is not looking too good here. She’s supposedly 22 years old, right? Sure, 22 and going on Courtney Love.

She’s even covered in tramp stamps. Covered! Jesus fucking christ, you pay $1,000 an hour for a “high class” prostitute and she’s covered in crappy tattoos like every other horse-faced gal at the tanning parlor? Really?

What on Earth is she wearing here, a garbage bag? A novelty maternity dress?

Didn’t Eliot Spitzer come from a good home? So he’s got no brains and no taste, the end.

This country should be bombed from space, forever.

POST PICS: Ashley Dupre [New York Post]

 
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Tattoos June 4, 2008 at 1:20 am

I found this too late to see the picture. The NY Post already has it archived and I can’t seem to find it. If anyone has the link, I would love to be able to put it on my tattoo website at http://tattooideasandmore.com I am just getting caught up with that whole story and would like to at least look at it.

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