Barack, Hillary Determined To Take ‘Happiness,’ Sue It, Kill It, Burn It Over Pyre

Remember the last time we had the last debate, in Ohio? That was obviously never the last debate of anything. Hillary and Barack have both agreed to an April 16 debate in Philadelphia, and Barack has proposed another one for April 19 in North Carolina. This will be the last debate again, until they have a Knife Fight Debate on the stage of the Democratic National Convention, moderated by Wolf Blitzer, to determine the winner of a magical twice-baked potato. [TPM Election Central]