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Donald Trump hires her in 3... 2... 1...

"boo boo boy! are ya gonna do it boooooooo."

Terrible.

Man juice: Good or bad for the vocal cords?

Discuss.

T-Pain is on line 2.

So, a 21st century Samantha Fox... or Stacie Q?

One has to go back to Nancy Sinatra's first album cover [en.wikipedia.org] to music sales less merit-based.

(HTF do you upload images here? Is there a night-school class I can take?)

I wonder if she'd like to serve as a leader for one of my youth ministries...?

Are sex tapes no longer the route to musical fame?

A real trailblazer, she is.

Suzi Quatro would SO kick her whiny little ass.

I only listen to music endorsed by Pitchfork. Sorry.

@WadISay: it's "image src=http://yaddayaddaUrl.com" instead of the standard "img src=". All in angle-brackets, of course.

Thanks, I've always had the hots for N.S., but don't tell anybody.

If this woman makes bags of money with her satanic yawns after making bags of money as a whore and not being prosecuted for it, I will know I am in America. God bless it.

I love these tarts who heart Christina Aguilera and "pursue their dream" to be musician by gobbling cock on the side for cash.

Hey, sweetie. My sister went from a lower-middle class life to college, studied music, worked her rear off, got voice lessons, did a European tour of "Hair" that had her doing shows in bombed-out Sarajevo and has made a well-earned lviing on Broadway through hard work.

So stop sucking Spitzer dick and put in some real time toward your "love."

(Apologies for my Olbermann-esque rant.)

Simply appalling.

an angel and a devil with the sultry voice of a high class woman from the streets, ashley brings out the uncivilized man in you as she rides you to ever higher moments for an intense ecstatic release. sensual and satisfying she earns diamonds in accolades. highly recommended and worth every penny. - client9

@TGY: It's amusing to think that Nancy Sinatra's album cover was considered "provocative" at one time when, in reality, that outfit offers more skin coverage than a burqa.

The real irony here is that Spitzer made a big deal shutting down the kind of payola operations that would basically be Dupre's only shot at getting this nonsense on the radio.

She should have been blowing David Geffen.

Wow, so now the recording industry is actually full of whores. So much for irony.

Please let her turn out to be a Scientologist.

@Canuckledragger: Right there with you. In Leather Toscadero drag, no less.

Failing that, Joan Jett.

@hawsquire: Nah. Elton John was too busy doing that.

She has 83 Whore Diamond Music Friends

@hawsquire:

Considering David Geffen's penchant for the boys, I'd say she wouldn't have gotten very far with him. Regardless of how many whore-diamonds she was sporting.

@hawsquire:"She should have been blowing David Geffen.

Uh-uh. The G-man has teh gay. And to change HIS mind about the Klingons, he'd need to be blown by a Klingon superdelegate. Elvis Schvitzer, come on down.... a little lower and to the left.

So when do they announce the Playboy/Penthouse/Hustler centerfold deal? That's gotta be worth a few hundred thou.

BTW, you think Hillary will take Larry Flynt up on his standing offer after she loses the nom?

In her song "Move ya Body" she says "sex, money, drugs is what I'm all about" and I thought she was all about her music. I'm confused now.

@Lazy Media:

She said to the Court that porn would disappoint her family, so she became a hooker instead. I totally see the logic.

I anticipate a new Fox reality singing competition called "American Whores." Politicians who are forced to leave office because of sex scandals will be the judges and rank each contestant using whore diamond dollars.

That picture makes her look like she has some kind of a tragic and horrible uni-nostril.

@Lazy Media: I'm guessing that now her "musical career has taken off", she'll find it demeaning to let people take naked pictures of her for money.

@Omnilation: Maybe the unique suction properties of a uni-nostril are part of her appeal and value.

@Lazy Media:
I would pay hundreds of dollars NOT to see it.

I feel like I was party of the problem. I almost clicked buy yesterday. I mean .29 cents for 3 minutes? That's only $5.80 per hour for a 3-diamond whore!

@NBAWRITER1: She's still hot in it, though. Clothes do more than one thinks. Also, pose and facial expression.

@Outstando: Good point. It's got to be worth at least one whore diamond.

I am surprised nobody else went for the low-hanging fruit:

As a $1000/hr callgirl, I think she'd be used to happy endings by now.

Upside: Umbrella now seems like a pretty good song.

If she sings the theme song from Cabaret, I'd buy a copy.

Wouldn't making money the old-fashioned way be by prostitution?

@TGY: You the man, or woman, as you wish! Thank you!

Good ol' prostitution, the road to success.

Or HIV.

Depending on something or other that im not quite sure of.

@WadISay: As TV's Frank would say, liveToServeYa.

Whorible.

Has anyone put together yet that the gay stripper/lap dancing whore on American Idol got voted out last night and how this might be a result of some sorta whore-backlash in America due to the Spitzer scandal?

Sorta how being of Middle Eastern descent post 9/11, whores now have their own 3/11--it was 3/11 wasn't it? The mind boggles...

@shortsshortsshorts: Yes, but if she does somehow wind up in porn, though her family may be disappointed, I, and I presume the rest of the country, will be extraordinarily excited. It would be like seeing Sandra Bullock circa 1994's doppelganger, only in porn. I would automatically rate that one, even if it only reached Cinemax level, at least four whore diamonds. That also gives me an idea for a twin based group sex porn called, DoppelGanger.

Chin Don

Is it just me or is three diamond whore Ashley a total brunette version of Jennifer (Stiffler's Mom) Coolidge in that shot? HOT!

I'm seriously supposed to consider her music in hopes that she'll stop whoring for money? Seriously?!?!

@Lazy Media: Look how well that worked for Jessica Cutler. Her literary career has just taken off!

So she's a hooker with a heart of gold AND an ear of tin?

A-mazing

Maybe she sang while blowing Spitzer off?

What we want...is for you to never sing again.

@hawsquire: Monsignore Geffen?

*hahahahaha*

Stay in politics, chouchou, where you can quietly do your research. Otherwise the music industry is going to eat you alive. With sides ordered fresh from Nate n Al's.

@NBAWRITER1: Bully for your sister and all, but can we have a ban for this guy for the "stop sucking dick" comment? I mean, if wonkette stands for anything its that the more dick sucking the better.

At first, I was tempted to say that Ms Dupre should definitely stick to her er... night job.

When you stop and think about it though, Britney Spears / Ashley Simpson / _________ (a spot for your most loathed talentless bimbo) are all making a fortune with no more talent than her, so why shouldn't she go for it?