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Hillary for President: Because Only Women Can Clean the (White) House!

So...does anyone besides old gays and old women actually like Hillary?

why of why do clinton supporters make me feel nauseas?

That settles the age old question "Who are the Log Cabin Republicans endorsing this year?"

"Put down the camera, sir. Step away from the YouTube. That's it. Easy, now. We're going to get you the help you need. Anyone else thinking of embarrassing themselves with viral video tonight? I didn't think so."

@PeteJayhawk: Sure. Racists.

I'm speechless. Utterly utterly speechless.

that feller is some kinda gay homosexual, ain't he?

is that christopher guest?

@Destonio: beautiful.

@Destonio:
Another great piece of work.

Still, you may want to find another photo to work with for that slogan. Being a professional, Hillary would grip the knife underhand.

First Hillary4U&Me, now this monstrosity. Someone, please STOP these people before they kill music.

Did he actually sing "We don't need no bling, we got the real thing?" Is that supposed to be another crypto-racist remark?

Just another hooker screwing a politician.

@PeteJayhawk: she has a big following of middle-aged lesbians around here. Just look for the Subaru Outbacks with female drivers; they will have Hillary bumper stickers 9 times out of 10. Not sure if that support trickles down to the lesbians-under-40 demographic, but I would not be shocked.

I can't believe it... Ferraro says something stupid and the Hillary campaign is treated like brownshirts in all the media for days on end. Meanwhile Obama pulls this shit and nobody seems to care! It seems there are no depths that the Obama campaign can sink to that are low enough to offend our moral compass!

Persuasive! Now I'm thinking about changing my candidate... Unless there's a video out there of a rhythmless group of community theater rejects performing some Obama-themed slam poetry.

I call on Hillary to denounce and disavow this.

After that heartfelt song and hand-clapping (oh yeah) I wish I could change my vote.

I never before felt so truly alive.

And I mean that with utmost sarcasm. Thank you.

@Doglessliberal: Same thing around here.

@SixThirty: Here ya go

+ Watch video

Isn't that Jennifer Aniston's brother from the movie The Break up? " Don't you know better then to take a pitch pipe out of a guys hand when he is the middle of a funky groove."

i'm still waiting for hootie & the blowfish to kick all those 'bama lovin' celebrities to the ground with a breathtaking debut of "hill i am"

@Smitros: Not for the heart ... for the balls, yes.

@Doglessliberal:

@PeteJayhawk:

Speaking for Boston, it's the same thing here, too.

Also, we got trouble, right here in River City.

OK, so it seems a national trend: Aging Lesbians in Subarus for Hillary.

Ya know...that guy probably stayed up all night writing that, withholding rectal gifts from his partner.

I feel sorry to tell him that his best effort sucks and cost Hillary Texas.

**clap clap** "Who's that knockin' at my door?"

"Who! Tell us who!" **clap clap**

"It's the black man at 3 a.m. to steal your kids!"

that's a great way to attract the black vote!

Is that an F'ing joke?!?!

@Destonio:
Point taken. Maybe we'll get to see that version, too.

So Destonio how much is Axlerod paying you to help do his dirty work? I bet you come cheap. Use the money for therapy for your Mommy issues.

@Doglessliberal:

Now if you tell me that the Aging Subaru Lesbians you see all wear fleece jackets and loose jeans, I think we're going to need to start looking for a Clinton campaign cloning office of some kind.

Dear Gays -

This video has made me feel ashamed of being gay in ways high school or organized religion never could. I am stepping down from your finance committee so I can speak for myself and you can continue to speak (or sing) for yourself about what is at stake in this campaign.

The straights are attacking you to hurt me.

I won't let that happen.

Hugs and kisses,
btabs

@fullofit08: Oh, she gives me no end of good material. I have plenty of Bush, McCain and I'm bummed Huckabee's gone.

@demtard: of course, isn't that outfit issued when you get your Lesbian Agenda member card? That and the chain you clip to your beltloop that holds the keys.

@fullofit08: Plus that's the one thing that keeps the Clinton campaign up at night: THE WONKETTE VOTE!

Don't take yourself too seriously. :)

@fullofit08: vast. conspiracy.

I had no idea the Hillgays had such a large contingent in Texas. Or was this group collected from the entire state?

Dios mío

"We don't need no bling, we got the real thing?"

Since EVERYBODY knows that Coke is the real thing, we finally reach the root of Hillaryous's campaign problem. Too much blow. Not enough sucking. [Although the suckage factor is quite high.]

That explains a lot. This guy's spasms, and his candydate's eyes!

Could a house get any whiter than that?

Crazy crackers.

@btabs: +1

This is why I hate all political rallies.

OMG, they played the 12" mix of this at the Eagle last night in between Bellatrax and that new Janet single. It was off the CHANDELIER, bitches. Feroche! You couldn't buy me enough Carrie to get off that dance floor.

I haven't been that embarrassed for someone since I witnessed Larry Craig pretending to ogle a staffer's lady parts.

What are the odds he wakes up in Guantanamo, short-shackled and gagged?

We need a woman in the white house cuz only women know how to clean?

there was a terrible noise at the end of that video.

oh wait...

@Gopherit: Srsly, by that logic, we need a gay man in the White House. Not one of those popper-loving party hos, now, a real vroom-vroom antiques dealer.

@fullofit08:

You're a freaking idiot "My Friends" (TM)

I'm suddenly sober.

God how embarrassing...How can you white people show yourself in public now? The shame...

I agree that women make good domestics, but when was the last time Hill vacuumed a rug?

Why would the B-52s do this right after a new album came out? And is that Karl Rove in a ski cap and wig on the bottom left-hand side? Dances like him ...

That video has set white people back decades.

@z3k3: "vacuumed a rug?" Sorry, I don't know. Munched one? Well, she took the 3:10 to Huma, right after that scary phone call woke up the kidz.

IS this a Jamie Kennedy experiment?

Three Whore Diamonds to the Amazing Singer!!