Archived Footage Of Eliot Spitzer’s Early Career As Secret Phone Muppet
Hey look, it’s past 5 o’clock, and it’s this editor’s birthday! To fête myself, here is more footage of Eliot Spitzer’s doppelganger, or his secret, face-sucking self. Thanks to commenter loquaciousmusic for digging this up. YipYipYipYipYip. [YouTube]
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