Eliot Spitzer’s Blurry-Faced $4,300 Prostitute

It's no capital crime.
Is this ex-governor Eliot’s very expensive lady friend? Maybe! The New York Post claims this is her old website page. We’ve already dug up a whole bunch of Emperor’s VIP Sexy Club website stuff, but this is the first we’ve seen of the alleged Ms. Kristen, if that is her real name. She seems like a very pretty, classy sex-worker girl but it is a shame how she lost her nipples and any visible features of her face during a tragic gourmet-dining accident. [PAGE SIX]

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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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