We cannot write a better introduction than this: “A town in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a ‘creepy gnome’ that locals claim stalks the streets at night. The midget — which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk — was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.” This sidling wicket goblin, who is terrorizing Argentinian Mexicans, made one teenager “so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.”
Hmm… a hobbit gnome terrorizing illegals? This is no mystery at all.
TOM TANCREDO IS LOOSE IN ARGENTINA:
His hobbit kin political nemesis, Dennis Kucinich, is at home terrorizing Americans with taxes, and his wife.
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