DENNIS KUCINICH  11:36 am March 12, 2008

Who Is This ‘Creepy Gnome’ Terrorizing South America?

by Jim Newell

We cannot write a better introduction than this: “A town in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a ‘creepy gnome’ that locals claim stalks the streets at night. The midget — which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk — was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.” This sidling wicket goblin, who is terrorizing Argentinian Mexicans, made one teenager “so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.”

Hmm… a hobbit gnome terrorizing illegals? This is no mystery at all.

TOM TANCREDO IS LOOSE IN ARGENTINA:

His hobbit kin political nemesis, Dennis Kucinich, is at home terrorizing Americans with taxes, and his wife.

‘Creepy gnome’ terrorises town [Sun (UK)]

 
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Kristina February 25, 2009 at 2:54 am

Argentinian Mexicans? What? Really? Ok…that sounds like you have no idea of not even basic geography, so please redeem yourself and tell me what were you referring to. You do know that those are two different countries right, …just like Mexico and the US?

Also,

“This sidling wicket goblin, who is terrorizing Argentinian Mexicans, made one teenager “so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.”
Hmm… a hobbit gnome terrorizing illegals?”

Ok,so… if they are loose in South America…and, lets say…you meant to say they were Argentinians…were they in a different country? Because if they are in Argentina…(and by the way, Argentina is in South America)and they are Argentinians…how can they be illegal?? Really, this whole post makes no sense and makes you sound way too dumb.

Kristina February 25, 2009 at 2:58 am

or..did u mean to say that Mexicans are illegal even in Mexico? Either way,, there is no way to fix this one, just delete it, it will be the best.

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