Wonkette

Confused by Eliot Spitzer’s need for a super-premium $4,300 hooker? The Washington Post assigned two (2) staff writers to investigate the differences a wealthy man such as the whore addict Eliot Spitzer might notice between, say, a $4,300 fancy New York courtesan and a $30 crack whore in D.C. The differences may surprise you!Well, not really. This is what they say about super-high-priced luxury ladies of the night:

That promise of quality often includes good looks, a clean bill of health and the ability to serve as a charming conversationalist and elegant companion at social functions.

But is the sex somehow a lot different than sex in the back of your car with an AIDS-infected crack whore behind the Papa John’s on Route 1?

“The people charging $50 an hour on Route 1 and those charging $300 are probably for the same acts,” said Capt. Ron Lantz of the Fairfax County vice unit.

High Priced Call Girls’ Lips Are Sealed [Washington Post]