Barack Gives Hillary Terrible Mississippi Beating

With 91% of precincts reporting, Mississippi legend St. Barack of Obama has savagely yet hopefully beaten Hillary Clinton in this latest Democratic primary that nobody is really paying much attention to because of whores and Spitzer, who of course supports Hillary Clinton. Beating Hillary 60%-38%, Obama should pick up 20 delegates. We are sorry we didn't liveblog this, but do you really want to read this same post for five hours? But at least she conceded defeat this time! [ Clarion Ledger ]