She knows there's no success like failure And that failure's no success at all.A SUCCESSFUL CANDIDACY: Have you visited Fred Thompson’s campaign website lately? Probably not, what with how he was the world’s lamest candidate and nobody voted for him and he won nothing and then he woke up and quit. That explains why his website is now blank, except for the word “Success.” [Fred ’08]

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