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Of all of Hillary's crimes--and believe me, there are many--perhaps none are as scandalous as her bringing Sinbad back into the limelight.

If we see "Jingle all the Way 2: Electric Boogaloo" this JesusMas, we know who to blame.

daaaaaammmnn!!! sinbad just opened a can of whoopass on the hills!

so i don't get it, does this mean that sinbad is more qualified than obama to be commander in chief?

there's a joke here somewhere, i just can't pull it out

with this trip AND First Kid on his resume, i'm starting to see Sinbad as the real "experience" candidate....

God, how yesterday are you when you've got Sinbad stomping all over you?

Hillz, cut your losses before Gallagher and Carrot Top come after you.

Now it starts. Once Slappy White and Jimmy Walker get through with her, what will be left but a smoldering hulk of a candidacy?

It's as if he and Hillary were living in A Different World.

@metropolitan: maybe HE is who Hillz thought we should have answering the phone at 3 a.m.?

She is now responsible for bringing Geraldine Ferraro AND Sinbad back into the public consciousness, forcing many Americans to actually give a fuck about something they have to say for the first time in, literally, decades.

She's got to go.

What's sad is that a "reputable" news source like the Washington Post would bother interviewing Sinbad about the race.

I love the man (the HBO special he taped at Morehouse is a classic) but he isn't relevant in comedy today much less politics.

And the mainstream media wonders why people hate them?

Is Sinbad "black enough" to become Presnet?

"What kind of president would say, 'Hey, man, I can't go 'cause I might get shot so I'm going to send my wife...oh, and take a guitar player and a comedian with you.'"

Hilarious!

You forgot to mention that Sinbad costars in the finest Holiday Extravaganza of all time,"Jingle All The Way",alongside the greatest living Austrian bodybuilding Republican actor EVAR,Arnold Schwarzenegger.

@metropolitan: "The sad reality of what was going on in Bosnia at the time Senator Clinton traveled there as first lady has been well documented. It appears that Sinbad's experience in Bosnia goes back further than Senator Obama's does. In fact, has Senator Obama ever been to Bosnia?"

According to Hillz campaign, yes.

@badtzmaru99:
it's in the wpost's washington gossip blog, it's not making front page news, lighten up.
and the reason he's interviewed about it is because hillary has made a big deal about that trip and he was around her most of the time, so he is a valid witness.
and he dances so fast even though he's so fat, haha, he's so funny.

Sinbad wouldn't be where he is if he were a white woman.

@Black_Flame:
"What kind of president would say, 'Hey, man, I can't go 'cause I might get shot so I'm going to send my wife...oh, and take a guitar player and a comedian with you.'"

Bill clinton, obviously.

@FloraWay: I've been to Bosnia. Apparently this means I've passed the "Commander-in-Chief Test" and don't need the Kaplan test prep course that I'd signed up for at Howard Wolfson's urging.

Sinbad is bringing parachute pants back to the White House!!

@badtzmaru99: snore.

Ed McMahon reports on the Star Search judges' evaluation of Sinbad's new Bosnia-related stand-up routine: "No stars.... 1 stars.... no stars... and no stars... for a grand total of 0.25 stars! You suck, Sinbad!"

@Harvey Birdman: no, he'd be Rosie O'Donnell

What about the time Hillary went to Canada with Bobcat Goldthwait to explore health care for the vocally impaired? Or that time she flew to Mexico with Gallagher to talk about NAFTA watermelon imports?

Sinbad just wants to head the U.S. Food and Drug Administration under an Obama administration, is all, dudes.

What about the trip to Israel with Jackie Mason, Jerry Seinfeld, Rob Reiner, Mel Brooks, Carl Reiner, Ben Stiller, Larry David, Billy Crystal, Gene Simmons, David Lee Roth, and Paula Abdul (who's also Jewish)? What about that trip? You didn't hear anyone complain after that trip, did you?!

Hillary Clinton is kind of in that point where 'any publicity is good publicity'... keep talking about her!

@lovelyivy: Obviously, you've never seen Houseguest.

or the time she negoaited peace between these leaders of warring nations: [www.oliverwillis.com]

OK, I need to stop typing today. That would be ne-go-ti-ated.

@brokeback_romney: oooh-oooh. i totally remembers liking that movie. granted i was younger and a bit retarded but phil hartman brings the funny. always. except now, cuz he's dead.

White people run for President like this.
Black people run for President like this.

@DirkLeisure: Apparently the "Commander-in-Chief" test requires that you've either:
1) Been First Lady
2) Been a POW
3) Been a presidential candidate until the convention (but only if someone else has been nominated)
4) Performed for the troops.

Thus, Chuck Norris, Sinbad, Jessica Simpson, and Chelsea Clinton are better qualified to be Commander-in-Chief than Barack Obama.

@FloraWay: What do you mean by "performed" for the troops? Because there was this one time in college...

@DirkLeisure: It looks like you qualify on many levels.

Hills solved the Bosnian problem just like she solved the Irish problem. Just her mere presence is enough to strike fear in the hearts of men and bring them into submission.

And taking the guitar player and a comedian along was just to show that she could beat them down with nothing more than .. er .. a guitar player and a comedian.

What a tough ass! She sure proved herself ready to me.

@PeteJayhawk: Its sooo true...

I say we have Sinbad host a presidential stepshow competition with the cast of A Different World as celebrity judges. The perfect publicity tie-in with the DVD release of Stompin'.

I think I have pinpointed the cause of her recent failures: Has Hillary ever rubbed the log at the Apollo?

Woot Woot! Woot Woot!

I didn't know they had Skittlebrau in Bosnia!

You mean we had a chance to lose both Sinbad and Hillary but for one errant shoulder fired rocket ?

@Pupster: OMGoodnesssssss...do they let Wonkette in on the Commies? Cuz I would so nom this. I snarfed.

I, for one, am glad to see that Sinbad gets the hell out of Chatsworth every once in a while.

Hillary shitting on Barack's readiness to be Commander in Chief is annoying.

SINBAD shitting on Hillary's readiness to be Commander in Chief is fucking amazing.

Obviously going to foreign countries makes you qualified to be president. But only if you're not a dirty muslim.

Instead of Meet the Press, how about Hollywood Squares on politics? Oh wait, that's kinda like The View.

Hillary must engage Sinbad in the arena of public discourse. Can I get a Youtube debate?

Can Hilldog and Sinbad switch places? I'm pretty sure at this point that he's be a better president and she'd be a better comedian. With all of SNL rooting for her I'm sure they could put out a movie better than Houseguest.

Of course you weren't scared, but you a Gangsta, Sinbad!

The Gulf War Syndrome simply got the best of him. He may not REMEMBER all the terrible things that happened on the trip, but that doesn't mean they didn't HAPPEN.

My head is hurting just realizing that Sinbad has more credibility to speak on this issue than 3am girl. And don't even get me started on George Lopez campaigning for Obama, because that was just fucking bad judgment by somebody.

The only thing more ridiculous than Hillary claiming she was the Martin Luther Gandhi of Bosnia is Sinbad claiming he's a comedian.

Hillaryous just announced "Sinbad doesn't matter because he's not from a BIG state. Plus, he only gave a speech back in 2002. Which makes it hard for me to understand how Sinbad could be ahead in the delegate count."

@dippinkind: No Sinbad has class and lacks Rosies attentionwhoredom

This makes up for him being a Mac user [gizmodo.com]

@Eac_o_System: yea, wolfson's morphed into Elliot Mintz.

anybody else notice the last part of his sentence?

were they shooting photo-ops in a tank or was the place dangerous enough that they were being transported around in a tank?

I think sinbad was worried about his 'street cred' for being mentioned hanging out with hills. it was a good opportunity for him to grab two seconds of media attention. times up man, we're off to hear more about internet whoring.

@ProblemWithCaring: Only a few more years until he's Elliot Gould.

Yeah, but remember: she does a history of corkscrew landings on her broom at campaign rallies. Lately, it's been confusing the hell out of her flying monkeys flying escort...