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Heh. I saw this on CNN early this morning.

Along came puberty and....Hellooooooo, tall, dark and handsome!

Go read the Jezebel comments on this. Apparently this girl is smug and should shut up.

@FloraWay: She's a misogynist and should have her head sued off for her opinions. Also, placed on the rack and forced to watch "Joe Versus the Volcano" nonstop for 5 weeks.

This is the politics of fear that Hillary fears.

6 1/2 weeks is too long for America to stare at Hillary.

'3 A.M. Girl' Despises Hillary Clinton

So? Who doesn't?

She'll vote for Hillary if she's the democratic nominee ... so she'll be Hillary's after all!

If her worthless agent would have gotten residuals do you think she'd be up there complaining? Hmmmm?

Thank the heavens Barry was able to resist the urge of some fear-mongering of his own topped with a healthy dose of political sniping.

Poor 3A.M. girl. Don't you realize they'll all whore out your vote? Come post on Wonkette. You'll feel better.

@FloraWay: Are you serious? I saw her on today, and she sounded fine. She was magnanimous to Clinton but expressed her preference for Obama, that she was a precinct captain for him in Washington State.

She was actually quite charming. Matt Lauer thought so too, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

@NotNotLickingToads: Also, her parents are terrible for allowing her sleeping image to be sold to Getty images and Jezebel and the rest of the media is so Obama smitten that Clinton supporters have to rack up 200 comments of telling people to STFU for their opinions. Oh, and apparently no commentors on Jezebel, despite knowing everything about politics, understand that many states let 17-year-olds vote in primaries and caucuses if they'll be 18 by the general election. They were so pissed that she was a precinct captain.

Little spoiled ungrateful brat...! Hillz puts you on TV and this is how you thank her? This is not a "tiny little commercial here..." This is a national ad. Forget college. You should be heading down to Hollywood so you can be a star!

@Pupster: If you want to be angry (really, really angry), read their comments.

The little trollop has already admitted that she wasn't really asleep. Maybe some enhanced interrogation techniques are warranted here? Maybe we could watch?

This is almost as good as when Proctor & Gamble found out the Ivory Snow girl was doing porno.

@FloraWay: I have to resign to not reading over there tomorrow...I lost today's working hours...it was like watching a trainwreck...I'm still a little stunned at the total lack of civility and sense of humor.

I am really liking this "whore diamond" rating system.

@FloraWay: There's your problem. You read comments at Jezebel.

Now Obama just needs to get the endorsement from America's other favorite commercial preteen:

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@FloraWay: Christ, the commenters over there are making the paultards at Ronpaulforums look sober and level-headed in comparison.

Who'd a thought the Democrats would manage to throw yet another election to the Repubs by forming not one but two cults of personality. Didn't see that one coming, did ya Rove?

Now, why is it my likeness hasn't been used by any of the candidates to garner some votes.

Oh wait. It got the guy in the White house elected.

THIS JUST IN: "Mikey" did not actually like 'Life' cereal, either... and I heard that Clara Peller was really a vegetarian!!

@liquiddaddy: Are suggesting this young gal should be waterboarded ?

Ooooh...they should make this nice young lady another superdelegate to the democratic convention so she can join the others in arbitrarily wresting away from us the right to decide the democratic nominee.

@TJBeck: comment of the day.

@CubicleFarmed: Many of us have just given up and let them comment their Hillary hearts' desires. At least their comments make Moe some money.

It's a vast Obama conspiracy I tell you!

I myself will not be satisfied until she denounces, rejects, and then beats the crap out of the photographer who had the sheer nerve to give her parents money for the rights to photograph her fake-sleeping. Oh, and she should also refund to the photographer the money she was paid. Then I'll pay attention to her.

At 3 AM Matt Lauer would answer a phone from this minor. Immediately followed by a call from Chris Hanson.

Wait a minute...does that mean that Robert DeNiro isn't really in the mafia? And Jack Nicholson isn't a Boston crime boss? And Julia Roberts wasn't rescued from a life of prostitution by Richard Gere? What a shock!

(Who the hell ever thought this was news???)

@FloraWay: Wow. Just, wow.

Good work trying to reason with them with logic, but... wow. That's some serious crazy.

And Julia Roberts wasn't rescued from a life of prostitution by Richard Gere? What a shock!

Actually Julia Roberts rescued Richard Gere from a life of prostitution.

But then Richard Gere was infected by alien warlords, who took advantage of the situation.

Teh rest is History Channel.
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@FloraWay: Lacking in GALLIANO boob-revealing fashion, how could any Miss Thing at Vagizel take her seriously?

Sorry, I side with the Jezebel girls on this one. When you sell your young, sleeping self to Getty you don't get to choose whether you're in an ad for Nyquil, Hillary Clinton, or the morning after pill.

Are we supposed to care about the voting preference of the guy in charge of the blue lighting? the guy who did the voiceover? People did their jobs, they got paid, time to move on.

As the 3am Girl it is a little disingenuous not to mention her affiliation with UK tabloid The Daily Mirror. Most will recall this from that pointless list of links no one will ever use at the bottom of the Drudge Report. For alphabetical reasons it's at the top of that list.

regarding the Jezebel comments ... something about gagging this girl with "big girl panties" ... or was it just poetic license, suggesting a lurid, intimidating legal "gag order." So filthy. A quick brain scrub and rinse via Fleshbot is recommended after such reading.

@tunamelt: it only gets weirder when you get north of the border my friend.

@JimNewell: why don't i ever get comment of the day Jim? I've been trying my hardest every dang day!

@BOO_BOO_HOFF:

It could've been worse. Imagine if she'd turned out to be one of Bill's conquests?

"It's 3am and your kid's in bed with ..."

...Bill's dick in her mouth. Hillary probably had her own 'red phone' for all those matters.

I'm sure Bill would be more than happy to hit that, as soon as she turns 18.

@FloraWay:"Go read the Jezebel comments on this. Apparently this girl is smug and should shut up."

No, stay away from Jizzabelle. They're all girls and they're all whore-moan-al.

One whore diamond!