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Wait, Skyler told me she loved me!

The complaint is at [graphics8.nytimes.com]
It looks like the lovely Rachelle not pictured above might just be the one.

I hear Anais writes stories.

Jesus, how misogynistic is that site. Show only their bodies (yeah, yeah I get the anonymity thing) and rating them with a score. What is this? The Westminster Dog Show?

Now I'm feeling hostile toward our patriarchal society.

I've heard John McCain on this very site described in sexier terms.

How come they're never named "Gert"?

$5,500 an hour?

Jesus H. Christ talk about performance anxiety!

@Serolf Divad: nice shot of the bitter beer face.

Kudos for not settling for a New Orleans 3-tricks-a- nighter, like Vitter does.

@The RainWhisperer: Yerah, he has that bald peanut head & flappy jowls...

I would trade the Governorship of New York for some alluring Carribean goat roti.

This begs the question...if you can afford $5,500 an hour for a hooker, couldn't you just find yourself a nice quiet affair or something more in your social strata?

Thanks, Jake! What a great way to cirCUMvent the restrictions on adult websites in place here at work... maybe this could be an on-going Wonkette feature - screen shots of porn sites your boss won't let you visit at work!

Wow, what a great idea... maybe I can use the equity in my house to leverage an internet start-up! Oh, damn, only two bubbles too late...

It isn't fair that he can spend over a month of my salary for an hour of sweet, sweet love. For that alone I want him burned at the stake.

@Pupster: I thiiiink that was a tactic to avoid arrest and public shaming.

Oh well! Didn't work too good.

What if you have Bill Clinton like tastes and want a meatier, nastier looking type?

from the way they crop the pictures i have to assume they're all butter face.

@Eac_o_System: And his face is even worse.

@Serolf Divad: It's Slida and Curveball.

@Pupster:

So now you know. Whorehouse websites tend to be misogynist.

@Pupster: Uh-huh, just like Westminster except you get to spooge all over their faces when you're done.

What a jerk! For $5500/hr he could have rented a Mig fighter jet for an hour:

[www.flymig.com]

Does Spitzer work at Ripley's on weekends? He looks like one of those Popeye impersonators. "Ar gah gah gah gah."

$5500 a pop, huh? No wonder NY taxes are so high.

When his daughters start demanding money for cars, spring break vacations, iphones, etc. and he tells them "no", they'll remind him about all the money he wasted on cyber twat.

Mad that no one was suggesting HE was just like a Kennedy, Gov. Spitzer does the ultimate ... "Happy birthday Mr. Governor, happy birthday to you..."

@codfish:
i dunno whether the spitzer or swallowz

What about the sites that rate women with little bottles of beers?

@knife:

Plenty of those in Albany, New York.

Good lord, I've been there. Somebody wrote about the place and won a Pulitzer...

A Kennedy, believe it or not!

Eliot's downward slide started when he got the official limo tricked out. [techpolicy.typepad.com]

Jeez, and not a "Tiffany" in the bunch? And they call themselves a "whorehouse!?!?!?"

Rupert:

It's spelled "Yug-ug-ug-ug..."

Really...

I wonder if they have a Happy Meal menu.

Since everyone's fance &/or eyes aren't depicted ... are these women allowed to be shown or something?

"Every client is an emperor"

He couldn't just settle for Attorney General or Governor. He had to have the "Emperor" treatment.

"We covet long-term relationships of trust and mutual benefit." Gee Eliot, kinda sounds like marriage. I bet Mrs. Spitzer wished she had a "long-term relationship of trust and mutual benefit."

The Ho captions read like slave descriptions...yuck

Is this why Hillary will not release her tax returns?

Why can't Dems be like fiscally conservative Republicans and simply blow people in restrooms for $5?

@codfish:

You'don't get to splooge all over the dog's faces at Westminster?? That's why they threw me out...

Does the Emperor's Club have men also?

@PrairiePossum: There's a movie title badly in need of a screenplay.

@thefrontpage: Type in "North Platte", "Spingfield" or "Butte" into Google.

Again, from the wiretap: can we have a guessing game as to which sex acts the average on-looker "might not think are safe", but are "very basic" to an "all-American" hooker?

I have a cheaper way to pick up girls. I had a suit made up of $20 bills and I wear it out to bars on Saturday night.

For $5,500 an hour, the clock better start on penetration and end in a mind blowing orgasm. What the whore does for the next 59 minutes is up to her.

Ooops my bad - no male "performers" at the Emperors Club. It's a Female Entertainment Company. And I thought I'd save me pennies.....

@weazel: What does that get you? Crack hos?

He should have asked Giuliani how he managed to bag the ladies for free.

Although I guess it was free only in the short term.

I mean, REALLY....maybe it's because he was married, but $5000 would get you any number of fantastic ladies for free if you had any kind of personal magnetism....

...oh....I see....

Spitzer might be a 3-minute man, in which case the rate is much higher

Considering this is an international call girl service, that's a really lame website. Google "London escorts" for what a standard pay-for-play site looks like. The prices are more like $500/hr. for similar-looking girls (or at least similar-looking photos).

@lionelhutzesq: oops beat me to it...same thought I guess. $5500 for 3 MINUTES (or less)!!!

So "Rachelle" was the booker and "Kristen" (alas, also not pictured above) was the, er, hooker: [www.thesmokinggun.com]
Apparantly she said Hizoner asked her to do things that were "not safe"--like trading mutual funds after hours, maybe?

Wait wait wait. This is the wrong site; it says that every client is an emperor, not a governor. The governorsclubvip.com site has 2-diamond average whores, and the senatorsclubvip.com site has an all-gay section for Republicans, and a c-section scar entrance for Dems.

There isn't a hump in the goddamn universe worth $5,500.00, except the ones you get when $5,500.00 is still your annual income.

The best thing is guessing, for the women you know, how much they might go for an hour. Not to brag, but I've known a couple that are totally on-scale with Kansan PTA Chairman type money.

Elliot wanted to her to serve him steak tartare and runny eggs.

@Laura Ingalls Wildest: Giuliani learned that it was way easier when you're related to them.

It always makes me laugh that the girls are University Students. Doesn't professionalism count any more?

For $5,500, I want the climax to feel like dying of a combination coke overdose/stroke/electrocution.

@TJBeck: 7 diamonds. Show the appropriate respect due an "Icon Club" girl, fucker.

The question begged is how, exactly, a devoted lifetime CIVIL SERVANT can afford $5500/hr, ahem, professional services? Anybody know? Family money? Does his wife have cash (that should make for interesting check book balancing every month)? I'm guessing the more interesting story, ultimatetly, was who paid for all this....

Hey, for $5500/hour, I don't think the odd blumpkin or Dirty Sanchez would be out of line. I mean, really, whores with standard? Do they think they're the DNC or something?

@drugman: Is this better?

@weazel: Funny, couldn't find "steak tartare and runny eggs" on urbandictionary.com......that must really be kinky.

Order in the court! (hammers desk ).

We all know that Sen. Vitter and Larry C. are happier today, because now we have a new member to the ESHF
( Escorts Services Hall of Fame ). When the DC madam case broke out, some guys shouted that this should happen no more in America, that the politicians and tycoons should fly to the Caribbean ( there`s a place like the E-Club there )where there`s no scrutinizing into people`s lives.
Check the girls at www.charlisangels.com and tell me if those look better than Spitzer`s choices.

Next time we all gotta learn before choosing an escort, it`s safer to travel away ( ever heard of erotic vacations? ) gotta mention Rush.....Limbaugh. :)

@Another DC Lawyer: Spitzer comes from money.

Note to self: ask girlfriend how she paid for college again...

It's not like he was married to chopped liver, either.
Of course, he could've just been shopping for an anniversary present for the two of them...

@Gopherit:
The costumes would be awesome. All the tricks could dress as Julius Caesar or Napoleon.

@codfish: Yeah totally agree. Some of us are stuck behind firewalls that keep out the sweet, sweet porn.

DC Lawyer:

Spitzer is big NY real estate money. As are other NYC Dem legends like Andy Stein, Gifford Miller, Peter Kalikow, and Richard Ravitch.

Sorry - Kalikow is Repub I think. Actually, now I have to recheck some of those. That was from memory.

Spitzer wanted some Transfat, which is why he had to go to DC, right?

@TJBeck:

Would SKS please jump in and defend herself? Any alibi's for Feb 13th?

"5'5", American petite very attractive brunette 105lbs"

"Not a moron"

Knows she's "here for a purpose"

I wonder if Maya gets 6 stars because her obvious case of scoliosis changes the mechanics of the deed to enhance the pleasure.