GOV. ELIOT SPITZER IS A WHOREMONGER

Hey, the Governor of New York runs a prostitution ring of sex prostitutes! The New York Times says this is true! This is funny because Eliot Spitzer was supposedly Mr. "I will crack down on the prostitution rings," but he apparently really meant "I will destroy the competition." Speculate wildly as to what this is all about, if you like! [ New York Times ]