Magical Politicians Make Children Swoon

Hey look, it’s a study of why everyone is fainting so damn much at Barack and Hillary’s speeches. Why doesn’t the Main Stream Media show the numerous fainting wicket goblins at Ron Paul’s rallies though? America is not ready to elect a wicket goblin as president, Dr. Sanjay Gupta advises.

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Jim Newell is Wonkette's beloved Capitol Hill Typing Demon. He joined Wonkette.com in 2007, left for some other dumb job in 2010, and proudly returned in 2012 as our "Senior Editor at Large." He lives in Washington and also writes for things such as The Guardian, the Manchester paper of liberals.

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