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It's like Gerry and the Pacemakers, only with electoral ramifications!

it would be a lot cooler if they spontaneously self-combusted

This is exaggerated. Most of these incidents are actually just fainting goats.

Jeanne Moos makes me swoon.

As a famous poet once wrote:

Little girl it's a great big world
But there's only one of me...
You're too young and I'm too well hung
and you've still got your baby teeth...
but tonight I'm gonna rock you
tonight I'm gonna rock you
tonight I'm gonna rock you
TONIGHT!

I just thought this was another moment of brilliance brought to you by the Dr Sanjay School of Medicine's Pulling-"facts"-out-of-my-ass Plan.

When someone faints at a Ron Paul rally, does he ask that no paramedics help, preferring the person be allowed to help themselves with no authoritative intervention?

Does anyone else start laughing his/her ass off when they see a person faint and just lie there on the ground for a few minutes?

I know.... I'm an awful person.

@Serolf Divad:
Nicely done. David St. Hubbins would be proud.

Obama is such a condescending dork. "Um, ma'am, I recommend you hydrate more and keep a glucometer on hand for my events. And don't let your kids play video games." Get ready for Sasha and Malia to snark on other kids for eating too many candies during the Easter Egg Hunt.

I think it just has to do with all those secret brain wave conductors these fuckers keep on their campaign buses.

I feel the same way every time you put a Bush youtube clip on this site.

Benny Hinn for President:

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You go to these places for the free food, then you drop out of sickness ... ain't it the way?

@Rev. Peter Lemonjello: 1:55 - I like the way he got that portly couple!

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Don't forget... laughter is the best medicine.

Okay, I give up. What the hell is a wicket goblin? It's not in urban dictionary, and when I google it I get sent right back here.