RON  11:45 pm March 8, 2008

BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll

by Jim Newell

Alan Keyes today beat 400,000 ex-presidents, or just himself, in the Constitution Party’s nomination straw poll! What is wrong with him? He can’t save the Constitution, only Ron Paul can do that. Or is that just racism? We do not know what any of this means as far as Hillary and Barack in Amish country goes. But it absolutely means something. [Constitution Party]

Hola wonkerados.

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