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That's misspelled. Ron Paul is "kooky," not "cookie".

The Paultards need to hold on to their dream. I want to see them make the Republican convention interesting.

It was actually an "ookie cookie"

...to think these people are roaming our street unsupervised and un-medicated. Or maybe OVER medicated in some cases!

Just swallow the money.

Ron Paul For President! It still sounds good.

Finally, someone did the "REVO/OVER" logo. I was beginning to think no one here listened to anything I said.

You haven't heard the last of these creeps. These idiots are "true believers" and are also a little unbalanced. The Paultard's hero worship of such an unaccomplished congressman fills me with a nameless dread. He's their messiah and if the general populace doesn't agree they become the enemy. The weird paintings with the firearm themes also make me uneasy. [wonkette.com]

I love their usernames. Anyone else read RP4EVER differently than intended? Or so, I *think* differently than intended... I'll give you a hint -- if you just said "no," you really meant "yes."

I think this would be a fitting time to just stop and say "thank you" to the Ron Paul Forums. Not since the Tuesday Night Takedowns have I been as able to find such material to feed my feelings of self-assurance at the expense of others without having to wade through the generic muck of the interwebs. And, after all, isn't that what Wonkette is truly all about?

Carry on, brave soldiers. At least until They shut down the internet.

There are plenty of people who refuse to believe Elvis is dead, too. They're not as well armed as the average paultard, but they have the same fervor.

You have to give RP credit......he knows the kinds of crazies he's attracted, and he's trying to let them down easy. No point in waking up strapped to a bed with a Kathy-bates-looking-paultard hovering over you with a sledgehammer.

@DanofromRaleigh: Creeps, idiots, and "true believers". Sounds like a Stan Lee comic book.

One of my favorite posts is by a guy there who says "The following boxes should be used in this order: Soap, Voting, Jury, Ammo" and insists that it's time to go to step three or four RIGHT NOW.

Seriously. These people are nutbars. They are about two months shy of armed rebellion.

@Gopherit:
Considering their grasp on reality, being "Miseried" is going to happen anyway.

I heard Paul is going to team up with Nader on the "Biggest Losers" ticket. Yeah, it's lame.

@redcard: I agree. These guys are gonna go all "project mayhem" on us. Ron Paul is their Tyler Durden.

Face it Paulites: the Plutocracy wins again!

100 more years of slavery!

"History is on our side."

STFU Paultard. Game over. Go home and die.

Here's my plan.

We fence off a state. A big square one to save on fencing costs. Let's say Wyoming.

Fuck Wyoming.

We send all Paultards there with the promises of a private meet and greet with their Congressman/Gynecologist/Messiah.

Then we drop Ron Pauls dessicated corpse from a helicopter, thank the Clinton campaign for the assassination, and then watch all the Paultards kill themselves out of grief, rage, and sorrow.

@Jimbo: Nah, I've seen this before.

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@CreepySocialist: Please find a barren landscape somewhere to practice your rugged individualism? The Antarctica will do nicely, and you'll never have to worry about being taxed again!

@DanofromRaleigh: Stop being such a pentagrammed pussy and learn how to handle a gun then. Why must you fear freedom?

@terrymct: Well a man can dream but face it, there'll be no 1968 for the GOP. Those fruitloops start causing sh*t at the convention and McMaverick will have them all drafted or something. Besides why do they even need a convention. What if they all just use their hive republican mind to nominate McGrampy and go on?

OMG, acptulsa has posted 1,532 times.
since fucking January.

@LeadFoilHat: Ya see. Here they are. LeadFoilHat has revealed himself as a Paultard. Right now he and his fellow weirdos are planing their idiotic insurrection. Vote for L. Ron Paul or face the consequences! V for Vendetta!

@DanofromRaleigh: Yup.....everything he ever needed to know about being a freedom fighter he probably learned from playing Halo.

I love how they think that their guy is somehow "for freedom."

That's the best part right there.

So long, and thanks for all the cash!

@squiggyfm: Initially it sounds like a good idea but if we do that who will take our orders at Starbucks?

Ron Paul's secret army of ninjas can never be stopped. If you know what I mean.

I wonder if any of them will actually be shocked when the GOP officially nominates McCain. I really want to be there to see them call bullshit.

Does this mean no more videos from the anorexic, hillbilly, cutter?

@DryFact: Yeah, they can never be stopped if they don't exist in the first place ;-)

Is now the time to extend the olive branch of peace to Paultards and allow them to comment on Wonkette?

I mean, seriously, once it's down to McCain and Hillary, we're going to need a fresh infusion of crazy to inspire us.

I think, in this era of trade imbalance, that we could definitely found a business in exporting Paultards abroad. To Russia, say. I'm sure Vladimir would get a chuckle.

Ron Paul vs. Kasparov

"History is on our side".

Hey, nobody tell them about the dozens of also-rans that were not Lincoln and Taft that nobody remembers because they lost. We don't want the mass suicides to start until after the convention.

Ron Paul came back?
-Ron Paul never never left, I'm beginning to think his mind is no longer in mint condition.

@FunkyPalmettoBug: He will produce the same message everyday as he slips further into the Alzheimer's.

I only hope I am as spritely as Ron Paul at the age of 72.

I'd just like to know that here in St Louis the Ron Paul Campaign HQ has yet to be open even once.

I have not left this cave for days now, it has become
My last refuge in my total despair. I have only the music of
The waterfall to comfort me now. I can no longer live
Under the control of the federation, but there is no other
Place to go. my last hope is that with my death I may pass
Into the world of my dream, and know peace at last.

My spirits are low in the depths of despair
My lifeblood spills over.

@Lionel Hutz Esq.: As Bob Thurman says, according to Buddhist doctrine on rebirth, "Nobody gets out of here a-dead."

The proof of rebirth is both logical and empirical. The empirical evidence was gathered by the late director of University of Virginia's medical hospital, Dr. Louis Stevenson. The logical proof is that, the result cannot be different in substance to the cause, like a tomato plant cannot grow from a corn seed. Likewise, the substance of awareness, which is intangible and aware, cannot be produced from the material substance of the brain, which is tangible and unaware.

Deepak Chopra talks about this. So does B. Alan Wallace, Ph.D. from Stanford.

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Way to scam thousands of Paultards out of their money and get away with it scott free. Of course he can't 'quit' the campaign, then the Paultards might start wondering where their money went. So instead, he'll just 'suspend' it like Romney.

His campaign ( without him in it, of course ) will go well into after the President has been elected. Paultards have the best 'selective vision' I've ever seen. If anyone can ignore reality, it's them.

@BrandonMills: You know, if you check the FEC numbers, you can see what he paid his "friends" to run his campaign.. and then you look into the fact that he has no outstanding loans, nothing.. you can damn well bet that he and his friends are going to continue to milk this cow like the newsletters.

After all.. they did horribly, and not once did anyone get fired, yet they were paid EXCEPTIONALLY well, on par with McCain's salaries.

Paultards don't have any Ninjas - they are all Pirates. Ass-pirates at that. They are planning an insurrection at the RNC? awesome. That should be worth some LOLZ

The old saw about "4 boxes" is originally from Claire Wolfe, not Paultardia. They haven't even fully explored the Soap Box. Chasing Sean Hannity in NH only counts so much. Are teh dorks and trolls really going all Guy Fawkes on us?

@J05H: You play WoW, don't you?

And the reason they can't have ninjas is they won't shut up long enough to be stealthy.

@J05H: I know where the four boxes originated ;)

I'm just saying, don't be surprised if we have a bunch of WoW playing geeks taking up arms shortly.

After all, they kick ass at Halo3 , right?

@redcard:

+ Watch video

Valve - Orange Box - Portal - "The Cake is a Lie"

Geek humor about the MIC.

@DryFact: "... weapons for those who are still alive."

Ron Paul has a "second phase" in mind... be prepared.

@DryFact: "I'm doing science on the people, who are still alive."

I don't get it! I thought Congressman Dr. Ron Paul was a rock star?

+ Watch video

@DryFact: I _LOVE_ that game and that ending. That was by far one of the best endings to a video game I've ever seen... I don't recall ever laughing that hard.

Thanks :)

You know, they released the sheet music for it, right?

God, freedom-haters, it's so obvious what the sooper sekrit plan to win the nomination is. You know where the GOP convention is being held? Minneapolis-St PAUL. When the delegates see 'St Paul' everywhere around the city, they'll subliminally be persuaded that Doctor President Ron Paul is actually the messiah, and illegally switch their votes from McCain to Paul, hence assuring him the nomination and the presidency!

Wheels within wheels, wonktards!

@shortsshortsshorts: Yeah, which will be tragedically sad when his grandson charlie comes to show him the golden ticket he just found in a chocolate bar.....

They'll keep fighting, look for them to start standing outside the Capital metro stops, fighting with the LaRouche cultists, trying to hand everyone a newsletter...

@ineedaricola: They'll lose any gains in the mainstream with the mass weddings at RFK.

Oh, shit, I just "got" the graphic... awesome!

Ahem...

Your bosses at Time Warner are surely well pleased with your level of snark.

I realize this comment will never be published, but someone will have to read it nonetheless. I'm a Paultard and proud to be one.