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I had no idea he could still chew on "hard" foods... much less by himself. Amazing.

"Mac Daddy" McCain is going to pretend to be a Senator? Maybe he can give Barry Hussein lessons on how to pretend to be a Senator! Barry wouldn't be able to find the Capital Building even if you stocked it fully of tasty cigarettes and smack.

I think he's scouting locations for the next war.

Ok, that thing that McCain is eating in the picture. Is it a:

1. Sub
2. Hoagie.
3. Grinder.

Get it right, Jim. It was the Spanish-American War, and he was serving as a junior lieutenant in the Navy Observation Balloon Corps when the Dons shot him down.

@DanofromRaleigh:

4. Hero

@Lazy Media: Dammit! I forgot Hero.

@DanofromRaleigh: @Lazy Media: I see what you did there.

@pantspantspants: Well, apparently he can still eat hot dogs.

@brenner: mmmm......no choke reflex. That is HOT.

@brenner: Yeah, imagine getting invited to the White House for lunch and they serve you a Hot Dog. Thanks motherfucker! It's not like I couldn't make that myself in a microwave in about 30 seconds.

@brenner: It wont let me get to the article!

He's going to visit the Reichstag accompanied by a hundred troops and six helicopters and announce that the occupation of Europe is working.

@DanofromRaleigh: Super Tuber!

If Pennsylvania is the new Iowa, does that mean that the cheese steak is the new loose meat sandwich?

Don't you know it's not nice to criticize the dying???? Give grandpa some peace in his last days!

Somebody should replace the sub with something phallic, that would be rather entertaining.

Will he walk down the streets of Baghdad without his flak jacket, this time? The SS agents must be having a collective cow.

@pantspantspants:

@TGY: Walk? No. Shuffle and/or scoot in a hoveround? Yes.

This is certainly a step up from Bush's standard lunch.

Ahem. I tried to imbed the image in my comment, but either a) I suck at html, or b) only Divad Serolf is ever allowed to do that, ever. And I'll be openly mocked by my peers for evening trying.

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@Speed Ball: That Dubya may be a useless SOB, but he sure does know how to eat a pussy.

While he's over there, maybe he could draft a female sex trader as his Veep. Oh, and I'll have a Danish, John.

@Gopherit: It takes one to know one?

@TGY: I bet the Huckalovers are hoping death comes on little cat's feet carrying an IED.

@tunamelt: You know, sometimes a sandwich is just a sandwich. Other times, maybe not.

Judging by the tube steak on the table in front of him, he's gearing up for double penetration.

@kindofabigdeal: You just had to mention DP, didn't you? Now you'll never get Cougar McCain off your leg.

He needs to see how well the surge is working to come back and tell America why their troops aren't coming home, and to refresh those 50 year old war stories.

All of the other candidates are out, and John McCain is leaving the nation ... this means only one thing: RON PAUL IS THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE pro tempore! It finally happened! We will get the Constitution back! We will get the gold standard! (Until John McCain comes back...)

Didn't John Wayne once play a character named Cougar McCain?

@DanofromRaleigh:

5. Zeppelin
6. Torpedo
8. Po'Boy

@schvitzatura: 9. Freud.