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When the phone rings in Texas or Ohio at 3 a.m., Wonkette’s sponsors will answer in a way that sounds very “can do” and serious, even if it’s just their drunk uncle calling to talk about this waitress he saw at Hooters. This week we thank:

• Kenneth Cole
• Mini
• New York Times Travel
• Unscrew America
• Uwishunu.com

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