George W. Bush Dances On The Grave Of McCain's Campaign

Oh, hi Mr. President George W. Bush with the 19% approval rating. What the hell are you doing? Maybe the AP photo caption can help us understand your current problem. Here we go:  This three-picture combination of photographs shows President Bush dancing on the North Portico of the White House in Washington, Wednesday, March 5, 2008, as he awaits the arrival of Republican presidential nominee-in-waiting, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak).   He just can't stop dancing! Let's enjoy all the photos of this historic thing that just happened -- you know, when Bush Jr. endorsed a tiny little elderly dwarf -- after the jump.

What The Fuck. Sorry, John McCain, but all candidates must be at least as tall as Bush's nipples in order to run for president.

"Mr. President, my friend, could you please stop dancing and just endorse me? There are cameras here."

"He's, uh, uhm, Senator McCain, he's a, uhm, he's a distinguished turtle."

"And, uh, uhm, Cindy, you, you're a nice looking lady, a fine lookin' cougar. You come on inside with me right now, I give you a pill. John here won't notice. He's clappin' at somethin'."

 Bush Endorses John McCain For President [AP/Yahoo]