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The Real Winner In Texas: Sex Toys

She's finally happy.We’ve been so busy with the crucial Chris Peden/Paultards and Obama/Hillary races that we totally neglected to write about the true winners in Texas: People who like to legally own their various dildos and sex devices. A federal appeals court in amoral New Orleans has finally made it legal for Texans to own a half-dozen erotic toys. The ruling was announced on Valentine’s Day, which is super romantic.People are rarely prosecuted, imprisoned and executed in Texas for owning a dildo, but some woman in Fort Worth was arrested in 2003 for having one of those vibrator-tupperware party deals that housewives have every night. The charges were later dropped when people realized the whole thing was ridiculous.

Sex Toys Are Finally Legal in Texas [AlterNet]


12:12 PM on Wed March 5 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. geroi11 says at 4:40 pm, October 8th, 2008

    Well, Texas has always been the last standing castle when it comes to such matters. Finally Texans will be able to purchase their sex toys and dildos in-state. Yet some people’s stubbornness has caused plenty of uncomfortable situations, for businesses trying to establish itself in the region.

  2. seks shop says at 9:11 am, July 29th, 2009

    . Yet some people’s stubbornness has caused plenty of uncomfortable situations sexshop, for businesses trying to establish itself in the region.

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