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Remember Him, My Friends? McCain Claims GOP Nomination


Here he is, our great fictional war hero, just like some stiff-talking fictional character from a shitty Ernest Hemingway book about the Spanish Civil War — a book featuring a socialist loser as the hero, and militaristic fascists as the enemy. You can guess which side Juan Walnuts McCain supports: The Socialists.

12:53 AM on Wed Mar 5 2008
By Ken Layne
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