Wonkette

Huckabee is conceding, by talking about baseball. He is crying too! Aww. Now we remember why we liked him once, before we knew anything about his ideas.9:22 — Thanks to my wife, who did most of the work for me, as well as the other three campaign staffers.
9:24 — DING DING DING DRUDGE SIREN DING: It is St. Paul, St. Paul is how he awkwardly brings Jesus into this speech. He told Mike Huckabee to try hard at becoming president.
9:25 — A mother grew up in a dirt house in Arkansas when she was very little. Was someone’s mother. She was my mother. And now her son is a failure.
9:26 — A person in a wheelchair was so inspired by me that he found a way to give me money. How can anyone in a wheelchair give money? That’s how good I am.
9:28 — “We need to implement the Fair Tax.” Aaaaand that’s why you lost. That and the whole lack of money.
9:29 — Remember his obession with horse-fucking?
9:31 — And now, some beautiful poetry from Mike Huckabee.
9:31 — The Alamo.
9:31 — Fell.
9:31 — To Mexicans.
9:32 — I fell to a Mexican too.
9:32 — John McCain is a winding road.
9:32 — Listen to the judge.
9:32 — “He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.”