Ron Paul Will At Least Keep His Congressional Seat

The Baby America died tonight, as Patriotic Hero Chris Peden lost his bid to unseat Dr. Congressman Ron Paul, who has cruelly used his Texas' congressional district 14 seat to aid and abet America's enemies, such as Gold. Wonkette sheds a tear tonight, as our nation is finished, and the Constitution is forgotten. Fare thee well, good prince Chris. You will get your true crown in Heaven. [ Reason ]