Tonight: Liveblogging The Texas Primacaucus And Ohio Slaughter!

In four lucky states today, voters got to stand in line and have their cars towed while they exercised their inalienable right to vote for hilariously named candidates like " Manlove ." Stay with us tonight as we cover the race from scrappy Rhode Island to tender Vermont to "high in the middle" Ohio to that other state, the one that used to be Mexico. One lucky Wonkette editor will provide on-the-ground coverage of the endangered Texas Primacaucus and then liveblog drunkenly from a downtown Austin bar. Your other editors will be at home, cooking meth and chortling at Chris Matthews. Stock up on guns and liquor, and we'll see you tonight! [ Washington Post ]