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Have you heard of "ATLAH"? No? Then maybe you aren't a crazy Jesus preacher who decided this nonsense word was spoken unto him by, uh, the Almighty, because God pronounces "Harlem" as, uh, a completely different nonsense word. Meet the Honorable Reverend Doctor James David Manning, PhD, who also says "negro" a lot and calls our new president Barack Obama a "pimp" and a "Mac Daddy." Let's watch his crazy YouTubes together!
Did you watch all nine minutes? If so, how do you like being unemployed? Is this how you generally spend your time?
We only watched the part about Obama Girl and her massive breasts which are the result of Barack Obama being a pimp. Let's not ever spoil the fun and tell the Reverend that Obama Girl is just some YouTube bullshit somebody put on the Internets, sort of like this crazy Reverend posts his lunatic bullshit on the Internets.
Also, did you know that Obama is only supported by gay black men who use cell phones and impregnate black sisters who then have bastard children. Why won't Barack Obama ask his gay cell-phone-using black supporters about why they won't marry the mammas of their babies? WHY, BARACK?
Listen, Barack Obama is not a black man! He is White Trash! Go vote for Alan Keyes if you want a Black Man!
Jesus fucking christ this guy needs to be the GOP nominee. Or maybe he just needs to repent:
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Pimp? Mac Daddy? Dude, this is why we voted for Bill Clinton. Why shouldn't it stop us from voting for Obama?
"Atlah.com" because "ReverendNutball.com" was already taken.
...and I notice he conveniently forgets about the "Hillary Hog"...
Obama '08 - Oongawa, bitches!
Because the joke has not been beaten into the ground enough just yet, I both denounce and reject this complete nutter on behalf of black people everywhere.
You don't count him against us, we won't count mmm... we'll take Falwell off the table maybe?
When will Hillary be holding the press conference to denounce and reject the support of Rev. Nutsack?
So he lies, saying Obama is responsible for 'Obama Girl', in hopes of besmirching him. Now, if Obama wins, this means its ok for candidates to give official imprimatur to sexy videos?
Awesome....
Still waiting to hear who my favorite preacher EVAR endorses.
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So he's an Obama supporter?
How come nobody grills McCain about his preacher supporter, Rev. Hagee, who believes the human penis should be carefully swathed in saran wrap, and only be handled by stainless steel tongs with a gloved hand. Otherwise, God should turn the filthy thing into a raisin. Oh, and he likes to fuck little boys.
So much for the "liberal" MSM.
Sweet fucking Mohammed. Couldn't say Christ there. Certainly, the way to lower that 68% out-of-wedlock families is to vote against the "white trash" half-breed who's not a real black man. Because that's what half-white people are all about. They're about fun rallies that prevent you from being the baby-dady. They're about stealing your money and building more pager stores and pay-day loan offices. Find all about it at:
www.barackobama.com/killrealnegros
I'm gonna sick Jeremiah Wright on his ass.
@liquiddaddy: Did you ever consider that maybe we here at Wonkette COMPLETELY SUPPORT the wise Rev. Hagee and all his Ideas?
....SWEEEEEET, Barak has "Big Tittied White Women" sign me up for a rally!!!
I dont have sound on my office 'puter, but if Obama is white trash than I am very much confused on what exactly a white person is these days. I had a FEELING that Barry was in fact the Son of Luo Tribesman.
I say we mix it up a bit:
James David Manning is a Philippino/Indian KKK Black Supremacist.
@Dave J.: That is easily one of the craziest men on earf.
my favorite part is that he had never heard of obama until he for some reason was on youtube watching this Trash Woman with Big Titties dancing around.
A white trash candidate would be awesome. A real one. Hockey hair, walk-on-the-double-lines, shirtless on cops...
"The President was arrested again today, this time for refusing to pay an extra 50 cents for sprinkles on a cone, because he asked for cookie crumbs. This occured after he was thrown out of Arby's, with the Secretary of State, for haggling."
@TJBeck: "I come in the name of Jesus--repeat after me, bitch--I come in the name of Jesus..."
"Obama is a Mac Daddy. Obama pimps white women and black women."
I am Barack Obama, and I approve this message.
oo also, fun drinking game: take a swig everytime he appears to hate white people more than black people, or vise-versa.
That muthafucka crazy. No way those are 54DDs. 40DD, tops.
@Gopherit:
Unity through pimp-dom. My kind of America.
@weazel: "Once again the President was found doing coke off of a dead girl's stomach while simultaneously damning the Arby's that threw him out last Thursday. The President has as usual denied accusations and very simply said, 'Fuck da Puolice.'"
I have a distinct feeling that in Texas, that story puts votes in the bank.
Where are the white women at?
@lovelyivy: Done done and DONE!
@weazel: The President today was forcibly ejected from a Barnes & Noble after repeatedly asking the assistant manager if he "thought he was better than [him]" for limiting restroom usage to paying customers only.
@weazel: Don't you already have one of those?
@weazel: atlah.com because it's halta backward. that's what them white women wear over the 54DDs, bitch!
I think the Bama man looks a little pimpy or is that residual pimply?
I know that fool. He was a street hustler for Frank Lucas, he had to get a new game when Lucas went down. PhD, is that another one of those unpronounceable worids that some fool in the tenth row from the alter shouts and then another fool tells what it means, like ATLAH. HOW BOUT HUMMINAHUMMINA, JUWANKINGHT. If that has some special meaning and you know it, let's hear it.
@Dave J.:
That guy has got a great 1980s kung fu movie haircut.
Rev-Doc Jim-Dave Manning's new series, 'Atlah Outlaws' debuts this Wednesday on CBS (the Clinton Broadcasting System). Laugh track yet to be added.
I especially like the 'Jesus Is Lord' sign on his podium, in the Jerry Lewis-style lettering. Whimsical!
Even though we can't see them, he's preaching to an audience of big-titted plastic troll dolls.
I just KNEW he was gonna mention 'that Ted Kennedy'.
Most memorable quote: 'O'Bama was BORN trash!'
ATLAH is just more proof that the Obama's followers are a cult.
OMFG that's my father-in law wearing a ministers outfit...
The lesson for today kids old Black men maybe the most racist ppl on this planet but Old Black Republicans put all the rest to shame...
@Dave J.: correct. you have found the most insane bible thumper...ever.
who ever thought church could be so cool?
Why does Rev. Manning have an audience? I mean, why do people listen to him? Do they like being whipped? This is religious sado-masochism.
He is guilty of his love-affair with Barry.
ATLAH Worldwide sounds so corporate and unapproachable. Is there an ATLAH Regional Branch Office anywhere in the greater DC Metro area? I want to speak to an ATLAH representative who understands MY concerns.
While Clinton is not responsible for the ugly tone (and ridiculous rhetoric) of Rev. Manning, there's certainly a consistent and disturbing pattern that so many Clinton supporters can't seem to support her, without racializing Obama and this campaign.
I'm only surprised that BET founder, Bob Johnson wasn't in the background reminding Manning to comment on 'that thing he was doing back in the neighborhood' (not an exact qoute, I refuse to give over IQ points memorizing Johnson's statement).
Okay, "Didn't Marry Your Mama, OBAMA!" is my official new slogan!
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