Wonkette

Speaking to a crowd of old white liberal ladies in Austin yesterday, Hillary Clinton said the fact that she is old is proof of her vast experience pretending she was running the country for 35 years. “Granted I am a little older and I have earned every wrinkle on my face and I feel just as energized about what we are doing,” she said, and the old white ladies cheered and then all went to their book club and drank too much wine and laughed through the tears as they read aloud from “The Regional Cooked Food Item Ladies Group,” which has been the No. 1 hardcover fiction book since like October, and then Hillary’s friend Ted Danson appeared and said he used to like black people too, but then he grew up and married an old liberal white lady, and that’s why you should vote for Hillary. [ABC News Political Radar]