Barack Obama Refuses To Denounce Or Reject Homicidal Toys

You all knew that Barack Obama was in the pocket of slumlords and hope lobbyists. But did you know he also wants every child in America to have a sociopathic Elmo doll that chants incitements to murder? And that "some have even accused [Obama] of supporting infanticide"? It's all true! We know it because somebody put it in the comments to a blog post.

The Houston Chronicle's BabySteps blog is a harmless collection of writing about being a parent. They recently covered that story about the talking Elmo doll that said "Kill James" or "Kill, James" after its batteries were changed. But the real story, as one BabySteps commenter pointed out, was what this whole incident tells us about Barack Obama's sinister ties to the infanticide industry:

Obama voted with Bush to make it harder for ordinary people to hold big corporations accountable when they do things like sell toxic toys, poisonous pet food, human food or just plain rip you off. He voted against requiring medical care for aborted fetuses who survive. Abortion opponents see Obama's vote on medical care for aborted fetuses as a refusal to protect the helpless. Some have even accused him of supporting infanticide.

Thanks to Wonkette reader Therese, who writes: "So, there's something that folks can point to next time some pesky reporter asks them to name something that Obama has done during his tenure! He supported infanticide! Hope indeed!"

 Death threats and other adventures with Elmo [BabySteps]