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Ruh roh, did someone say something bad about Hillary Clinton on this site? That’s not what the Journalistic Reporters should be doing at all! We must have been in a grumpy mood, or something, and now an e-mailing monster is calling us out: “YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT HILLARY IS ALIVE AND WELL.” What else can we bet our bottom dollar on, and does it require a sub-prime mortgage?

to: tips@wonkette.com
date: Mar 2, 2008 6:06 PM
subject: HILLARY

WHO IS IT THAT SAID HILLARY’S TOUGH CAMPAIGN CAN’T BEAT OBAMA’S HOPE??? YOU? WELL I DON’T AGREE WITH THAT RIDICULOUS NOTION FOR ONE MINUTE. HILLARY IS A TOUCH LADY AND YOU WOULD BE A FOOL TO COUNT HER OUT. I ATTENDED A FANTASTIC CAMPAIGN MEETING FOR HER IN PENNSYLVANIA TODAY AND YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT HILLARY IS ALIVE AND WELL., DESPITE THE MEDIA. AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

He doesn’t agree!

  • Potater

    “HILLARY’S A TOUCH LADY”

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