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Those ugly children don't deserve to live anyway.

"and Barack Obama never supported the War in Iraq."

Where have I heard that before on the campaign trail... I mean, it's in the front of my brain, but I simply cannot recall....

Meh.

Failed to bring the funny in any way.

D- (saved from an F - Hilary's grade - because he's a men, and clearly anything boys do is just better because they have a penis).

A terrorist walks into a bar at 3 a.m. and asks for 72 virgin bloody Marys.
HaHaHa

Hahahahaha...Barry's no fool,people.He Knows the truth,and the truth has no room for Hillary Clinton.

Christ, what a wasted opportunity. Instead of making fun, Barry, you just changed her douchey ad into your douchey ad.

@Whattheheck: Okay, that was funny.

I wished he'd parody the already (unintentionally) self-parodying one on Youtube, where Hillary was in a band, and they did well, then she left. To run for President.

Except, in the parody, Obama would've joined a street gang. Of robots. Yeah. Awesome.

Barack just wants to answer the phone to speak to an old buddy.

All I'm worried about, as is O'Reilly, is that Barry picks up the phone and says "Hey, muthafucka, where's my iced-tea at?" That, or he still doesn't know Medvedev's name by then.

Should have gotten "Weird Al" to do it.

Barry's is more believable, him being more likely to be up at 3am.....you know

That's why we have a do not call list. So terrierists don't call you in the middle of the night.

@Omnilation: Totally agree with you on this one.

It's 3am and the phone rings in the Clinton White House.

It's just Bill. He needs someone to bring bail money.

@kindofabigdeal: No no silly he calls because your a delegate and than offers to send Chelsea over for some "R&R"

That fucker just can't stop with the plagiarism.

So, in the Obama Whitehouse, it takes 4 rings before the phone is answered. In the Hillary Whitehouse, it takes 7 rings. Obama wins.
Personally, I'd like to see them answer more quickly. It could be somebody important!

@kindofabigdeal: @pantspantspants: No, no, no... It's Bill O'Reilly looking for someone to "stick a highway cone up [his] ass." Just a wildly coincidental wrong number.

@el topo: It certainly is!

@pantspantspants: Hey, it's easy to dial the wrong number when you have astroglide all over your fingers. As often as O'Reilly finds himself in that situation, the law of averages suggests that he's bound to accidentally call the White House at least once.

Plus, Georgie is on his speed dial.

Fast response. Not award winning in content but at least they didn't go the Kerry "ignore-the-Swiftboaters-and- they'll-go-away" path. I am impressed by his political team. Aggressive and smart.

How did Obama's ad manage to use the same opening videos as the Clinton ad? Is it stock video? Or is Obama "plagierizing" Clinton's video?

@Antiplanner:

Cheat me once, shame on you. Cheat me twice...you can't cheat me again:

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Ooooooooooh... burn?

It's all good. Just Bill wondering why the bitch changed the damn locks again.

@Antiplanner: It's super easy to get stock video of "children sleeping" and stock audio of "phone ringing".

Well...it was lame, but at least he used facts over dumb mommy-type rhetoric? The Clinton campaign keeps making some questionable choices regarding the femininity aspects of their companion. Ew.

If Michelle has to pick that damn thing up, there's going to be real trouble.

@Antiplanner:
oh dude, it's not the same videos, just similar blue tinted ones.

Who do you want to answer the phone in the white house when it's 3 a.m., and the caller asks if your refrigerator is running, and the president gets out of bed to check, and sees its running, and responds yes, and the person says "well you better go catch it?" I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this ad.

@NinedyGiulieleven:
Barack Obama's refrigerator doesn't run. It cowers in fear.

@baxterthepug:

Perfect.

So whom do you vote for if you don't have kids?

I'm so confused. :)

@Rev. Peter Lemonjello: Hillary never needed coke because she was busy getting drunk... on POWER!!

Get it!? She's a power-hungry bitch. Who never would do coke because it accelerates your heart-rate and she doesn't have a heart.

Yeah, I know this is cheap because...

> The rider in the picture is white...

> I've overused the Barack-as-anti-Christ theme too much already...

> There are no large puddles around D.C., except maybe the cherry blossom basin...

... but here's the joke anyway:

@Rev. Peter Lemonjello: I think I know what Barack is doing at three in the morning: [trustingingod.com]

Ohhhh, I just figured out that the phone is ringing *at the White House* and not in the house being shown. What a confusing ad (the original one).

No phones. No terrorists. Just Mick Jagger on stage singing "Goodbye Hillary Tuesday. . ."

You know that call is just Rove drunk dialing the Whitehouse.

Shouldn't the President be the one, the only one...

I'm sorry Sen. Obama and I'm sure somebody might lambast me for stating the obvious, but you may have been the only person in the current field , but you weren't the only person in the world or in public life.

So all the candidates are watching over our children at 3am?

If Hillary was at your house at 3am, you might let her watch your children sleep, but then tell her to stop breastfeeding.

If Obama was lurking around your little kiddies, the PoPo would be on their way in 3 minutes stat, guns a blazin'.

If McCain was there, it was only because he was suffering from Alzheimer's and wandering the streets of the neighborhood in his feetsie pajamas and a tattered bathrobe.

And finally, if Bill was there, you'd have to buy and administer several pregnancy tests, and give your kids penicillin.

Don't these parents know that it's time to shield their home with the Sloman Shield@!!????

Well, Barry did make the announcement, "It's the silly season."

i kind of wish he didn't have to use the same bizarrely hideous child with that huge-ass, blue-tinted forehead, but whatevs. clearly His Hotness doesnt want cutesie little kids to compete with him.

reminds me of a Jack Handey joke. The phone rings at 3AM, you answer, and it's a terrorist. There's a sizzling sound, like a lit fuse: "You hear that, infidel? That's dynamite..."

There is no way that anyone particularly Hillary would look like that at 3am. At 3am Hillary's bags under her eyes would be HUGE.

Call Prezdent Obama for overnight Rainbow and/or Unicorn shipping! Ships while you sleep! For the children.

CTBob takes on Hillary's ad

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it's 3am: Hillary and Bill and his female snuggle partner are in Bed...the phone rings just as BILL climaxes. Hillary tells him to stop moaning...AND...
...
OH SH$T..HOW STOOPID IS THE HILLARY CAMPAIGN..THEY JUST SPENT HOW MANY MILLION$ ON THIS VIDEO ONLY TO HAVE camp OBAMA LOB THE GRENADE RIGHT BACK TO THEIR SIDE using exactly the same ad!

DOH!

Personally I think this was an extremely effective ad. If the phone rings at the White House at 3am I bet Bill would answer it.

Well obviously Obama wins because he answered it after 4 rings as opposed to Clinton's 6. Cause if I were America's enemies, I'd probably hang up after 4 rings and just start bombing.

It's 3 AM, the phone rings (do you know where you husband is?)--and it's NORAD--the missiles are on their way. Does it take a Village now to decide what to do? Do we care if it's Hillary or Barack that gets to shit his/her pants then?

Hillary as she hands the phone, "Barack, it' for you".

So, it is 3 am.. the kids are asleep... the phone rings (somewhere)... hmmm.... Hillary is trying out for a phone sex job?

Wait - the phone at my house and the White House ring simultaneously at 3 AM? Is it the Lawnmower Man?

For a good time, call Hillary at 1-900-YER-PREZ.

Wesley Clark said she'd make a good commander-in-chief because she used to sit on Bill's bedside while the former President-turned-race-baiter took those 3 a.m. calls, and it was just so sad in spite of all the jokes that immediately spring to mind from that one priceless straight line, because Clark used to be the NATO Supreme Allied Commander, Europe, and you'd think his standards would be a little higher.

At 3 a.m., wouldn't they be more likely to text?

But seriously, just how did the Clinton campaign manage to create the impression that Hillary is the expert on all things international? She travelled around to Africa and Asia with Chelsea, kissing the elephants and having tea with the tyrants. If that qualifies one as an expert in foreign affairs, well, I know a dozen or so Peace Corps Volunteers that would love to be President of the United States.

Hillary's no Albright, or even Christopher.

When the phone rings Barrack can say... I did'nt vote for the war in Iraq and go back to sleep. Where is his judgement providing oversight to Afganistan... . I can't believe he has not held a single hearing on Afganistan. I an rethinnking his JUDGEMENT. This man is all talk and no action. Let's get real.

The call is coming from inside the house!!!!!!

i amso TIRED of people approving their messages. ugh.

Of Course, Obama COPIES Hillary Clinton AGAIN. He's not original.
Obama is wrong. When the red phone rings...It's a Response call to a crisis. One already in motion. He has to TAKE ACTION.
Since Obama"s record shows he votes mostly, 'present' on issues, instead of yes or no. How will he answer a Crisis....with a MAYBE.
Will he answer the red phone AT ALL? You know your mama would....vote for a woman.

@Rethinking: "I an rethinnking his JUDGEMENT."
You put "thin" in "thinking". Try "ought" in "thought".

@Motortruck: I think that he wrote that on purpose. "thin king" - sounds a lot like Barry.

I think that Hillary's ad would be better if she included a segment with an Obama look-a-like getting jiggy with it with a D.C. hooker at 3 a.m. in the morning. That would win over the D.C. vote but might not look so good in Ohio or Texas.

And exactly why was she fully dressed in her nicest pantsuit at 3 a.m. in the morning? Either she is a meth freak or a robot or BOTH!

@Ptarmigan
High-5.