Wonkette

Now that John McCain is the Republicans’ “presumptive nominee,” the right wing is flooding his campaign with all sorts of corrupt lobbyist cash. WALNUTS! raised a grand total of $12 million in February — considerably more than “the average American” earned that month! Now maybe McCain can afford both his prescription drugs and his groceries — unlike most of America’s seniors — but nothing else.But how pathetic is that? Even Hillary Clinton made about $35 million in February, and she doesn’t even have a shot at winning her nomination. The only way WALNUTS! can remain competitive in this race, it seems, is if “Moneybags” Obama lends him $50 million or so out of goodwill. Since Barack is such a fairy, this likely will happen.

McCain raises $12 million in February [CNN]