Wonkette

* Reliable Source: Robert Irvine is not so popular anymore… Jack Abramoff is going to be a movie star. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Ralph Nader fails to recognize the problem… Honoring Dan Quayle… No pigs at the Ritz-Carlton. [Examiner]
* The Sleuth: The D.C. Madam trial has a date… Nancy Pelosi tells the kids to “blah, blah, blah, blah.” [WP]
* Page Six: Sen. Chuck Schumer might not be the most knowledgeable source. [NYP]