Cretin Nevada Gov. Jim Gibbons Having 'Family Meeting' To Get Divorced

 
 The divorce gossip is basically true!Halfway through a disastrous scandal-ridden first (possibly fictional) term as Nevada's governor, rat-eyed corrupt paranoid-schizophrenic alcoholic cocktail-waitress-assaultingJim Gibbons is having a "family meeting" this weekend to make adivorce deal with Dawn Gibbons, his long-suffering yet power-mad wife. This is according to the Reno Gazette Journal, quoting Gibbons' own office. Congratulations, Dawn! Maybe your settlement will include that briefcase full of bribe money and poker chips the lobbyists brought you on the cruise ship!

 Future of Gibbons marriage uncertain [RGJ]