Wonkette

RON PAUL WILL MEET HIS WATERLOO AT THE MEAUX FAMILY’S CRAWFISH BOIL TONIGHT: Pay no attention to the disastrous poll results released today. American hero and CPA Chris Peden will win Texas Congressional District 14 in a landslide as long as everyone attends this vital get-out-the-vote/crawfish-boiling effort in Stowell, Texas. [Chris Peden For Congress]