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Wow. This is the kind of ground-breaking investigative reporting that just changes the whole political landscape. How long until DeWine gets DeFenestrated?

Ummmm, OK. Thanks.

Wasn't DeWine one of her "angry outed suitors" as well? Or did he keep his name out of the lawsuits?
Besides, I always heard that John McCain really had a thing for Asian hookers. That's why I don't believe the whole sexy lobbyist sex thing. How do you 'Nam hatefuck a perky blonde?

Welll, that's quite a stretch.
But I don't care, it was a good excuse to run a photo of AMC!

And yet, McCain will never back down.
These Pancakes Don't Run!
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Aww... I wanted to read that McCain was the one who had the family and yet fucked anything that moved. Poo. Well... at the same time, that would make him WAY younger.

This just makes me sad by reminding me of the AMC days of Wonkette.

It must be said. I'd hit it all.

That picture has made me do something involuntary and messy in my pants.

::cricket sound::

Wow, six degrees of nookie.

Yay! AMC and ass-fucking!! Even if there's no "there", you know, there...

Didn't AMC write for CMJ (College Music Journal) years ago?

@ManchuCandidate: beat me to it!

I always thought DC would be a shitload of fun-place to live based on my couple visits there.

Now I *know* it'd be a shitload of fun-place to live.

Well, that wraps it up for me. This is truly McCain's Gary Hart "Monkey Business" moment. He can't survive a story like this.

@ManchuCandidate: It must be said. I'd hit it all.

Agreed. Ana Marie Cox would require special attention though. I have a weakness for redheads.

ahh, for the old days when wonkette was young and people were barely becoming aware of these "blogs"...
back then they didn't just report on sex scandals, they had to manufacture them by hand. you kids have it to easy nowadays.

You forgot the Drudge siren.

There's no there there, we have to say.

And I understand this DeWine fellow is white. Should McCain--whom I believe also to be of a somewhat pale hue--reject him, or denounce him?

Cutler looks way hotter in the wikipicture than she does in the AMC shot. I dig those spooky Bjork eyes.

Former Sen. Mike DeWine is the guy who told Willie Cunningham to really warm up the Cincy audience before McCain's appearance...proving once again America is No Country for Old Men.

Like I always say, wheels within wheels, man... Clearly, this is part of the vast right wing conspiracy, just not the one that Hillary has her hose in a knot over.

Republicans and heterosexual sex? No. Way.

@newzhound: "No Country for Old Men" is the new "Change we can believe in."

@Dr.Woo: No, Hil's new slogan came from the "bus in a ditch" comment:

Go Hillary: And leave the driving to us!

I am not a republican and I'm not into ass fucking, but I am way into sippin whiskey and women that look like those two. May I have them please? Ana Marie Cox could launch a thousand ships and destroy all space junk with a single smile. :):):):):):):):):):):):)

The last time I got a look from two women like that: one of us went to the ER for a ruptured spleen; the other sat in the waiting room blowing bubbles through her deviated septum; and I naproxened away the Dom hangover out of my temples while mopping up a KY spill back at home. Ah, the good ol' days.

Time Travel is so In in 2008. Especially Sexy Time Travel.

I prefer this picture of them:
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Or maybe this one:
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@DanofromRaleigh: I'll be in my bunk.

Oh, Ana Marie, I could just spend all night licking vanilla ice cream off those cheekbones of yours.

And any other place the ice cream may drip.

I wish so much that they would kiss each other.

Good lord she was (is) a scorchin' hot redhead. Fappity-fap!

Perhaps this is the missing link needed to embaress John McCain out of the Republican nomination?!?

@elburrito: Oh, they are, in my head.

Feel free to keep running crap articles with spectacular eye candy towards the end of the week. Makes sitting her watching the clock a lot more bearable.

@bmorecareful:
I have to tell you, you know, it's part of reading these stories, this election, the feeling most people get when they see a news story with a Drudge siren. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often.

And to think. It all started with a raindrop hitting a butter fly in the Eastern Amazon forest. Amazing.

@DanofromRaleigh: Es todo bueno.

@ofcourseiloveyou: Get help. AMC is sucking in her chipmunk cheeks so hard it looks like her brain will explode. But I say that in a nice way.

someone who had a lot of sex, once, the end.

More than once in the end! Heyyy-o!