Nobody's Crying 'Cause There's No One To Score For
* "A jury yesterday rejected a former Prince George's County homeland security official's claim that he acted in self-defense when he opened fire on two unarmed furniture deliverymen." [ WP ]
* "Starbucks will be closing its 7,100 stores nationwide tonight from 5: 30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. in order to re-train all of its employees simultaneously on ... how to make coffee." [ DCist ]
* "If you thought you were whispering some conversation with a friend while riding in his cab and you think he is not listening, good luck! The chances are he probably heard all your kinky stories with his surveillance gear." [ Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie ]
* "Had I just seen what I thought I saw? Did this dude just eat my cookie?" [ Arjewtino ]
* "I know there is something deeply offensive about these commercials (other than the surplus of man titties). But I can't quite my finger on it. It's such a bombardment of crazy." [ why.i.hate.dc ]