Inspirational Hobbit Saves Hillary Clinton's Campaign

Actor Sean Astin, the delightful hobbit who once overcame his fears and saved Elijah Wood from the monsters, is now going to save Hillary Clinton from Mark Penn. Now that Hillary's losing major union endorsements in Ohio, she could use the warmth of a kindly hobbit. Astin delivered yesterday in Texas by yelling at a bunch of people in a court house.

Who knows what Hillary knows? The hobbit knows, the hobbit knows:

 Hobbit Samwise Gamgee endorses Clinton [Austin-American Statesman]