Wonkette

* Heard on the Hill: Politicians have a secret weapon: The Ex-Wives… St. Patrick’s day may get official… “Danke Shoen” from Rep. Jon Porter. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: “Hold on, I’m Coming” might not be the most appropriate song for Barack Obama… Hillary adviser Sid Blumenthal wins big at the Oscars. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Bill Bennett and Janis Joplin had a date?… The villagers are coming for John McCain. [Examiner]
* In the Know: Rob Hill climbs his way to the top… Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. puts an emphasis on punctuality… Beau Biden is off to Iraq. [The Hill]
* Shenanigans: Pretty offensive Presidential postcards… The party rages on. [Politico]
* Rush & Molloy: Sharon Bush is keeping her bling. [NYDN]