Oh blessed occasion! Monica Goodling, the former Justice Department liaison to the White House and blonde temptress who brought you the DoJ attorney firing scandal, has found herself a man to marry. What lucky fellow will be her solemn and eternal co-husband, along with Alberto Gonzales and Jesus? His identity revealed, after the jump!
It’s Michael Krempasky, a senior VP at public relations firm Edelman and a founder of RedState, the conservative blog that bravely joined in the War on Paultards. Best of luck to the happy couple, and may this be the start of many wonderful marriages for them both.
Breaking: Monica Goodling Is Engaged! [Above the Law]