Monica Goodling To Wed!

Oh blessed occasion! Monica Goodling , the former Justice Department liaison to the White House and blonde temptress who brought you the DoJ attorney firing scandal , has found herself a man to marry. What lucky fellow will be her solemn and eternal co-husband, along with Alberto Gonzales and Jesus? His identity revealed, after the jump!

It's Michael Krempasky, a senior VP at public relations firm Edelman and a founder of RedState , the conservative blog that bravely joined in the War on Paultards . Best of luck to the happy couple, and may this be the start of many wonderful marriages for them both.

 Breaking: Monica Goodling Is Engaged! [Above the Law]