Spoiler No More
Between its gerrymandered districts, byzantine voting rules, massive size, and tremendous diversity of wierdos, maybe Texasshouldsecede and quit confusing the rest of us. [ New York Times ]
In the end, the surge amounts to a net gain of a whopping 8,000 troops. [ New York Times ]
John McCain may wish to be president of the Untited States, but he's already King of the Land of Obvious Observations. [ New York Times ]
Barack Obama is complex you see. Have you heard that he gives speeches, and that they are good? But is it possible he is just a hollow husk of a man inside? Experts disagree. [ Washington Post ]
Dana Milbank sticks a fork in Hillary. [ Washington Post ]
The GOP is blocking a bid to rid baseball of human growth hormone and we are so grateful that they are doing "the people's work" of arguing about sports. [ The Hill ]
With the government spending 60% of its money on guns and 20% on medicine, not a whole lot is left over to buy beer and pay the rent. [ Wall Street Journal ]
Oh, hey. Rick Renzi says he's innocent. [ Roll Call ]
Alas, conservatives! If only putting something into print made it true, then Ralph Nader really could deliver the Republicans the presidency in 2008. [ Washington Times ]