TEXAS   6:10 pm February 25, 2008

A Very Special Sneak Preview Of Paultard Nation’s Flag

by Jim Newell

You, the humans on the internet, voted earlier today for Texas to be that lucky state that secedes and forms Paultardia. We expect the Texas legislature to listen to Wonkette’s readership and draft secession papers immediately. Be sure to keep this slimy alien out, too. [The Plank]

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