Mitt Romney Will Still Be Our President

Even a creepy liberal Mormon super-millionaire is starting to look pretty good to Republican voters now that John "The Mexican Lobbyist" McCain is almost the nominee. That's why one of Mitt Romney's many sons now says it's "possible" that Mitt will return to claim his rightful place as the guy who will lose to Barack Obama in November. Romney only suspended his campaign, so he's still got those 300+ delegates he purchased at such a fortune-depleting price. [ LAT Top of the Ticket ]