• America has begun to worry that some lunatic might try and assassinate its beloved President Barack Hussein Obama. [New York Times]
  • Hillary Clinton can finally take a breather from her losing streak because nobody’s voting this week. [New York Times]
  • Clinton and Obama have a lot of the same views, and also a lot of the same changes of views. [Washington Post]
  • John McCain is the (presumed) GOP nominee for like 10 seconds, and WALNUTS! gets his first FEC complaint. [The Hill]
  • ¡Viva Raúl! [Washington Post]
  • 2008 is going to be Nader’s year, we just feel it. [Los Angeles Times]
  • The little governors who dream of something more. [New York Times]
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