Ron Paul Is the Secret King Of The Texas Debate!
Your very own Wonkette editor has penetrated the inner recesses of the liberal MSM and reports to you here from a big, flourescent-lit room full of people staring at a TV screen showing the layout of the debate stage. A crowd of approximately 40 million people (not so big, for Texas) gathered around the entrance of whatever building this is, and you know who about 35 million of them were here to support? RON PAUL.
The rEOLOVOLUTION is alive and well here in Austin. Thousands of signs and banners.
Stay with us as we blog each and every last shot of the camera to an elegantly coiffed Chelsea Clinton, and whoever else happens to be here. We should probably hit the buffet before it closes.