Ain't Got No Soul, No No No No
* "Washington Monument! Lots and lots of government! A donkey and an elephant! The White House with the President!" [ DCist ]
* "Perhaps I should have looked a little deeper. Sure, the walk featured nothing but houses and a military retirement community. But one of the houses was special. One of the houses was not just a house, but a home. A home to the greatest thief in the history of DC." [ why.i.hate.dc ]
* "My representation of the total snow output resulting from this snow advisory." [ Metroblogging DC ]
* "Let's pretend you are a member of the Prince William County Board of Supervisors. Tax revenues are down, you've got a budget shortfall coming, and real estate values have plummeted. So what do you do?" [ Below the Beltway ]
* "Just kill her, if you kill her that means you don't have a soul." [ Eavesdrop DC ]