Metro Section: Ain't Got No Soul, No No No No

Metro Section

Ain't Got No Soul, No No No No

“Washington Monument! Lots and lots of government! A donkey and an elephant! The White House with the President!” [DCist]
“Perhaps I should have looked a little deeper. Sure, the walk featured nothing but houses and a military retirement community. But one of the houses was special. One of the houses was not just a house, but a home. A home to the greatest thief in the history of DC.” [why.i.hate.dc]
“My representation of the total snow output resulting from this snow advisory.” [Metroblogging DC]
“Let’s pretend you are a member of the Prince William County Board of Supervisors. Tax revenues are down, you’ve got a budget shortfall coming, and real estate values have plummeted. So what do you do?” [Below the Beltway]
“Just kill her, if you kill her that means you don’t have a soul.” [Eavesdrop DC]