Bill O’Reilly Is Latest Moron To Use ‘Lynch’ Metaphor While Discussing Famous Black Person

Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly usually filters out all controversial statements from his daily broadcasts, and that’s why he’s America’s favorite teevee personality. But Michelle Obama’s jihadist admission of vitriolic hatred for America yesterday may have finally pushed the stoic O’Reilly over the edge and into the World’s Worst Metaphor: “I don’t want to go on a lynching party against Michelle Obama unless there’s evidence, hard facts, that say this is how the woman really feels.”

Now don’t join some lynching party against Bill O’Reilly yet — look at the silver lining here. He says he doesn’t want to join the lynching party that is going to kill Michelle Obama. Lynching parties are a very bad thing, and we should commend Bill O’Reilly for not wanting to join one.

[Crooks and Liars]