Dumb Clinton Surrogate Unleashes Funny Attack on Obama

Hillary Clinton and her demonic velociraptor "surrogates" have linked Barack Obama to all sorts of unsavory figures: Jesse Jackson, Deval Patrick, Tony Rezko, and Martin Luther King Jr. But a new surrogate, Tom Buffenbarger -- president of the International Association of Machinists and Aerospace Workers, which represents space rocket makers and such -- has upped the negative ante: Barack Obama is the Roman god Janus , the most dangerous terrorist since Rosa Parks.

Here's what the erudite Buffenbarger said at Clinton's Ohio rally last night, before the First Lady came on stage:

Buffenbarger called Obama a "thespian," and he sarcastically referred to the junior senator from Illinois as a "wunderkind." He compared Obama to "Janus, the two-faced Roman god of ancient times." And he pleaded with the crowd to boo Obama's labor record.

Janus? We hate Janus! BOO JANUS' LABOR RECORD!

There's more:

Early in his speech, Buffenbarger asked, "So now we have a decision to make. Will we rely on the Harvard Law Review editor? The silver-tongued orator from Kansas, Hawaii and Illinois? The man in love with the microphone?"

The black Janus will make man-on-microphone sex legal, that silver-tongued wunkerkind of most vile disposition! Listen to me, because I'm BUFFENBARGER, and I make the Space Rockets.

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